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Bang-Bang Maxwell silver hammer of Kevinus,,,YER' FLAT-OUT RINGING THAT BELL,,,TONIGHT!

:starspin:MY BRO!:starspin:


*you ought to seriously start planning yer' geographical jump into where life would be good for you,,,,I've always loved that Shenandoah River Valley A.O.:thumbup:o_O:thumbup:
I go to shenendoah in pa but not much there. I like thick but way to thick up there.
 

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I'm out boys! I feel like some good stuff! My wife is driving me to the club for a little scotch on the rocks! Salud,my friends
 

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First small dent on the new truck today. Some jerk pushed a cart towards the slot thing and missed. I watched it as I was walking out. I yelled but he hurried into his 1984 POS and sped off.

I only got half the plate and was livid for a few hours. I guess it is in my best interest that I didn't catch him or would probably be in jail as we speak :(
:lmao:,,,,I'm not laughing at you ,my BROTHER!,,,, BUT ,,,when me& my stoner buddy in H.S. would be prowling thru the closed down shopping centers after midnight ,,,I'd lean out the passenger window of his 'puke' yellow AMC pacer with a shopping cart in tow& we'd make " torpedo runs" on any cars parked out there :eek:


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* that dude "self checked out" in life a few years back,,,:facepalm:,,now I'm bumming thinking about.
** f***:(
 

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:lmao:,,,,I'm not laughing at you ,my BROTHER!,,,, BUT ,,,when me& my stoner buddy in H.S. would be prowling thru the closed down shopping centers after midnight ,,,I'd lean out the passenger window of his 'puke' yellow AMC pacer with a shopping cart in tow& we'd make " torpedo runs" on any cars parked out there :eek:

I could probably handle it better if it was kids. Heck, I have done dumb things back then too, taken out my fair share of mailboxes :laugh:

This guy was an adult around 50yrs old with no regards to his surroundings or care what happens to other cars. It is those self-centered people who piss me off the most :mad:

Anyways, I am almost over it now.......a bottle and a half of Sauv Blanc will do that :muttley:
 

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First small dent on the new truck today. Some jerk pushed a cart towards the slot thing and missed. I watched it as I was walking out. I yelled but he hurried into his 1984 POS and sped off.

I only got half the plate and was livid for a few hours. I guess it is in my best interest that I didn't catch him or would probably be in jail as we speak :(

LoL,,,about a month ago,I'm in a circle-k,parked at a gas pump& went inside,,,when I came back out,there was a shorty-shorts hottie, eye-f***ing me harshly,when I headed to my truck,,,her& another gas pumper ran up to me & said: " didn't you see that lady in the white van backup into yer' truck?,,, she got hung up on that thingey on yer' bumper(2 5/8th" Reese receiver ball hitch) and started freaking out" ,,,the dude had written the plate# down on his left palm with an ink pen,,,,:lmao2: that drunk gal knocked a half bucket of ancient mud outta' the undercarriage was all I'd seen,,,:lmao2:,,,I thanked them for their civic concern& split
 

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Inspector for a government contractor. They gave me a truck and let me set my own hours. Not bad, a bit boring. Still allows me to keep my real estate job. That's been going well. I just got bored, had to get off my ***. Retirement was good for the first couple of months! Lol
That's an awesome gig there BIG-G!:thumbup:

* that's a sure pure comfort knowing the Gubermint exhibits such forethought ,,,er,,,stillo_O
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