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We need to get Haley back!!
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Good luck with that Bro! For all anybody knows ? The ol' seadog :
1) is locked up fer' beating his ol' lady with a shovel
2) his ol' lady beat him a little to hard with a shovel,thusly causing his demise
3) succumbed to the venomous strike of the Panamanian fer'de' lance
4) bled to death one nite when he was drunk & surprised his ol'lady by not wearing pants,,,& she thought she was killing a fer'de'lance venomous snake with a shovel
5) he'd ran his ford ranger pickup truck off a 1,000' deep ravined mountainous jungle road while coming back from his produce farm,,,er ,,,while drunk at midnight during a torrential monsoonal downpour
6) there was an uprising/ rebellion from amongst his "farm labourers/ slaves" & he was targeted #1 to be eliminated

*I think the ol' boy died Big-G,as he was getting kinda cranky& pretty 'short', with other folks around here,,,and talkin' about some health issues he was having to pay better attention too,,,Although, in the p.m.'s with Haley over at his hideaway forum home, he was still the same ol' Jack ,that we all got to know& luv around here,,,I've done tried to lure him out by posting up some disparaging snizzle chit about him,just to illicit a response from him,& he didn't bite,so, that's why I'm thinking he's done gone country in us.
 
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Melonfeud said:
Good luck with that Bro! For all anybody knows ? The ol' seadog :
1) is locked up fer' beating his ol' lady with a shovel
2) his ol' lady beat him a little to hard with a shovel,thusly causing his demise
3) succumbed to the venomous strike of the Panamanian fer'de' lance
4) bled to death one nite when he was drunk & surprised his ol'lady by not wearing pants,,,& she thought she was killing a fer'de'lance venomous snake with a shovel
5) he'd ran his ford ranger pickup truck off a 1,000' deep ravined mountainous jungle road while coming back from his produce farm,,,er ,,,while drunk at midnight during a torrential monsoonal downpour
6) there was an uprising/ rebellion from amongst his "farm labourers/ slaves" & he was targeted #1 to be eliminated

*I think the ol' boy died Big-G,as he was getting kinda cranky& pretty 'short', with other folks around here,,,and talkin' about some health issues he was having to pay better attention too,,,Although, in the p.m.'s with Haley over at his hideaway forum home, he was still the same ol' Jack ,that we all got to know& luv around here,,,I've done tried to lure him out by posting up some disparaging snizzle chit about him,just to illicit a response from him,& he didn't bite,so, that's why I'm thinking he's done gone country in us.
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LMAO!

Damn me if I'll stay away from here for long!

Last I saw of Haley was at the other site that had some issues but they got it back up and running.
 
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LMAO!

Damn me if I'll stay away from here for long!

Last I saw of Haley was at the other site that had some issues but they got it back up and running.
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*hey Elder Brother!
About how far back on the calendar was that?, when you were talking to Jack or cut trail of his sign?,,, as he'd just went
*poof* and was gone, from that forum as well, in the course of 3-4 days,to my recollection's ,as we'd done more P.M's between us than forum posting
 
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*hey Elder Brother!
About how far back on the calendar was that?, when you were talking to Jack or cut trail of his sign?,,, as he'd just went
*poof* and was gone, from that forum as well, in the course of 3-4 days,to my recollection's ,as we'd done more P.M's between us than forum posting
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Corso and I caught timeouts about 6 months back I think, not together, he deserved his but I didn't do nuthin'.

We ended up on the other site and HaleyRules was there hanging out and did seem somewhat pissed at someone here but when my time was up I came back here and went back a couple of times to check it out but I don't think the guy that owned it liked me and wanted to argue too much, so I stopped going. Corso and I were all about "hey, let's get some people over here and start to dueling" but he didn't seem to cotton to that idea. I am all about shenanigans and tomfoolery and they weren't into that which was odd because Haley and I always had some laughs.

It is back up but I don't know if Haley is there.
 
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Corso and I caught timeouts about 6 months back I think, not together, he deserved his but I didn't do nuthin'.

We ended up on the other site and HaleyRules was there hanging out and did seem somewhat pissed at someone here but when my time was up I came back here and went back a couple of times to check it out but I don't think the guy that owned it liked me and wanted to argue too much, so I stopped going. Corso and I were all about "hey, let's get some people over here and start to dueling" but he didn't seem to cotton to that idea. I am all about shenanigans and tomfoolery and they weren't into that which was odd because Haley and I always had some laughs.

It is back up but I don't know if Haley is there.
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The owner there stalked me. He looked up my email address and somehow found a picture of my dad's mailbox and posted it. He denied it and said it was coincidence!! Right!!!!!!! I was working a grant with the DOJ and NIJ at the time and alerted a couple of my friends about that. Never heard anything after that and never went back.
 
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Corso and I caught timeouts about 6 months back I think, not together, he deserved his but I didn't do nuthin'.

We ended up on the other site and HaleyRules was there hanging out and did seem somewhat pissed at someone here but when my time was up I came back here and went back a couple of times to check it out but I don't think the guy that owned it liked me and wanted to argue too much, so I stopped going. Corso and I were all about "hey, let's get some people over here and start to dueling" but he didn't seem to cotton to that idea. I am all about shenanigans and tomfoolery and they weren't into that which was odd because Haley and I always had some laughs.

It is back up but I don't know if Haley is there.
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WoW, so ol' Haleyrules was still above the waterline& steaming on, just 6 months ago/vintage 2019?
 
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The owner there stalked me. He looked up my email address and somehow found a picture of my dad's mailbox and posted it. He denied it and said it was coincidence!! Right!!!!!!! I was working a grant with the DOJ and NIJ at the time and alerted a couple of my friends about that. Never heard anything after that and never went back.
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Whoa! Is that really "FOR REAL" BIG-G? If so,Man, that's something outta' the realm of the "high strangeness" in the "creepily weird" psychos casing-liner category,,, don't sweat on it, he obviously pulled a slicky-boy back trail on you thru those "State Champion" newspaper links ,,er,you'd posted up awhile back& he'd re-linked up thru it, in an fixated weaselnut fashion
* that dude Posts up over here pretty frequently, he's got that
" Dooms,,,or,,, Doomsday" in his user handle & is sportin' around +90k user posts on his user profile Avatar ( I think, , ,er,,,:huh:,,, which is about as trustworthy as twenty year old multi sweated 80% strength's dynamite,,, ya know? the ones that have the hard beaded resinous looking little casing-liner droplets of 100% pure nitroglycerin that all mysteriously transferred itself to the exterior of its waxed paper housing?,,,ya! That 9-11 "event" damn sure knocked hell outta' one of my former sideline hobbieso_O
 
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Whoa! Is that really "FOR REAL" BIG-G? If so,Man, that's something outta' the realm of the "high strangeness" in the "creepily weird" psychos casing-liner category,,, don't sweat on it, he obviously pulled a slicky-boy back trail on you thru those "State Champion" newspaper links ,,er,you'd posted up awhile back& he'd re-linked up thru it, in an fixated weaselnut fashion
* that dude Posts up over here pretty frequently, he's got that
" Dooms,,,or,,, Doomsday" in his user handle & is sportin' around +90k user posts on his user profile Avatar ( I think, , ,er,,,:huh:,,, which is about as trustworthy as twenty year old multi sweated 80% strength's dynamite,,, ya know? the ones that have the hard beaded resinous looking little casing-liner droplets of 100% pure nitroglycerin that all mysteriously transferred itself to the exterior of its waxed paper housing?,,,ya! That 9-11 "event" damn sure knocked hell outta' one of my former sideline hobbieso_O
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That's him? Gotta watch that dude....
 
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