I'm building a time machine so I can make out with Maria

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Maria Romanov, daughter of Czar Nicholas II, was a hottie! It's a shame that the commies in Russia murdered her and her family. I'm building a time machine so I can go back in time and make out with her. While I'm at it maybe I'll rescue her and her family. I'm also going back to the 60s to make out with Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Deneuve and Ginger from Gilligan's island. Wish me luck. Here's Maria. Man, so hot.

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And, yes, she was of age when she was murdered. I think she was about 21. I don't speak Russian, but I think she spoke English and French, both of which I speak. Hey, don't laugh! Nothing wrong with time traveling for the purpose of making out with someone hot.

Oh, yeah, and Marilyn from The Munsters. Gonna make out with her too. Gonna be busy. Don't make fun of me! I'm doing this.

Edit: Oh, yeah! June Marlowe, Mrs. Crabtree from the Little Rascals. Going back to the 30s for her. And if you guys want to borrow my time machine, that might be possible if you have a good reason.
 
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Reverend Conehead said:
Maria Romanov, daughter of Czar Nicholas II, was a hottie! It's a shame that the commies in Russia murdered her and her family. I'm building a time machine so I can go back in time and make out with her. While I'm at it maybe I'll rescue her and her family. I'm also going back to the 60s to make out with Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Deneuve and Ginger from Gilligan's island. Wish me luck. Here's Maria. Man, so hot.

iu


And, yes, she was of age when she was murdered. I think she was about 21. I don't speak Russian, but I think she spoke English and French, both of which I speak. Hey, don't laugh! Nothing wrong with time traveling for the purpose of making out with someone hot.

Oh, yeah, and Marilyn from The Munsters. Gonna make out with her too. Gonna be busy. Don't make fun of me! I'm doing this.

Edit: Oh, yeah! June Marlowe, Mrs. Crabtree from the Little Rascals. Going back to the 30s for her. And if you guys want to borrow my time machine, that might be possible if you have a good reason.
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I'm guessing you think women before 1975 had much lower standards. :grin:
 
Reverend Conehead said:
Maria Romanov, daughter of Czar Nicholas II, was a hottie! It's a shame that the commies in Russia murdered her and her family. I'm building a time machine so I can go back in time and make out with her. While I'm at it maybe I'll rescue her and her family. I'm also going back to the 60s to make out with Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Deneuve and Ginger from Gilligan's island. Wish me luck. Here's Maria. Man, so hot.

iu


And, yes, she was of age when she was murdered. I think she was about 21. I don't speak Russian, but I think she spoke English and French, both of which I speak. Hey, don't laugh! Nothing wrong with time traveling for the purpose of making out with someone hot.

Oh, yeah, and Marilyn from The Munsters. Gonna make out with her too. Gonna be busy. Don't make fun of me! I'm doing this.

Edit: Oh, yeah! June Marlowe, Mrs. Crabtree from the Little Rascals. Going back to the 30s for her. And if you guys want to borrow my time machine, that might be possible if you have a good reason.
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Bizarro world.
 
The entire Romanov story is sad...

The thing is they had an opportunity to leave Russia until that option was off the table.

King George V (Queen Elizabeth II's grandfather) had the best chance of getting the royal family out of Russia, but did not, which he reportedly regretted the rest of his life.

The US has had many sorid tales over the last 200+ years but if you really want to learn how crummy it can be to live in a country, then study the history of late Russia and the Soviet Union.
 
Czar Nicholas II was inept.

And he really didn't want the position but that's how it worked out. His wife, the Czarina, seemed to turn-off just about everyone which contributed to folks not extending much effort to help the royal family after the Czar abdicated.

Russia suffered under the Czar, no doubt about it.

But Nicholas was "Mother Teresa" compared to what was coming after.
 
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This may be the strangest post since my "All female Japanese metal bands" post.
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Tie but a good try.

Alright you pikers out there, we can do better than this. Japanese female metal bands and time machines just to get laid barely scratch the surface. The title of this zone is the Off-Topic Zone.

I tell you what. Rev makes that damned thing, I am up for some timemachinejacking and I'm going back for the initial issue of Coca Cola, IBM, ATT, Microsoft, Apple and Walmart stock and on the way back stopping off for a menage a CC with Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Hey Jayne, how about a little head.....while you've still got one.
 
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