It's time for Cowboy fan 'Myth Busting'...

[Draegerman]

Captain Stillman: Well, explain yourselves.
Dewey Oxburger: Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one after another things got all fouled up and we ended up...
Captain Stillman: Shut up.
Dewey Oxburger: Okay, Sir.

Dewey Oxburger: Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

 

[bbgun]

Dewey Oxburger: Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

cut to Bill Murray shaking his head in disbelief

:laugh1:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dewey Oxburger: Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

lol'ing over here

 

[DallasCowpoke]

WOW!!! And I thought Hos was long-winded!

 

[JustDezIt]

could ya just shut the hell up and let this thread die already. you sound like lilttle school girls. NO ONE CARES.

 

[hammer1]

The team that GM Jerry and HC Jimmy built 'together' won three Super Bowls in 4 seasons.
Jimmy's been gone for 14 years (?)...Jerry stayed...and we haven't sniffed a SB since. You do the math.

Numbers don't lie.

 

[Phoenix]

I won't apologize for it's length, as a more thorough rendering of topic was my intent. Sorry for it's length

DOH!

 

[burmafrd]

That article could have been edited to about a third of its length. Years ago it would have been back when editors actually did their job.

 

[Draegerman]

could ya just shut the hell up and let this thread die already. you sound like lilttle school girls. NO ONE CARES.

So you would contribute to the problem rather than work to resolve it? Why would you make such a sweeping generalization (as if you spoke for all of us) as opposed to simply ignoring this particular thread and moving on with what I'm sure is a very exciting life for yourself, hmm?

Another thing that's sorta bothering me with what you wrote - How exactly do "lilttle" (sic) school girls sound like? Because I just don't see the connection. Now if you had wrote that we all sound like a bunch of piglets screaming for mama pig to come and feed us, then I think that you might be on to something.

Sadly you didn't and now the moment is lost. We all weep for your lack of creativity and timing.

:cry:

 

[Draegerman]

DOH!

OMG! That is so funny. Thank you for adding some levity to this thread.

 

[jimmy40]

Jesus H Christ that was a long post. What did it say?

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Jesus H Christ that was a long post. What did it say?

Well, ya know on Peanuts, how the teacher sounded? Imagine that, only in a foreign language.

 

[The Emperor]

But he has improved

Exactly and that's what kills me about some of these fans. I told some people at other various Cowboys chat boards that these Cowboys were on the rise, not the decline. Well, after our first playoff win in gosh knows how long, doesn't that seem to be an accurate assessment?

Good article. I'm glad he posted all of it.

 

[The Emperor]

The team that GM Jerry and HC Jimmy built 'together' won three Super Bowls in 4 seasons.
Jimmy's been gone for 14 years (?)...Jerry stayed...and we haven't sniffed a SB since. You do the math.

Numbers don't lie.

Yeah, and what did Jimmy do when he got back into coaching? 62-7.

Numbers don't lie.

 

[LilTexan]

DOH!

 

[CCBoy]

DOH!

Yea....I first warned about length and then introduced humor, and go figure from there in an 'educated' reference group. As to seizing a high ground, try again Phenie...

The part about Jerry Jones, was pointed at, but the discussion was developed as to an analysis.

Mainly some opinion was thrown at a single aspect or two, but not addressed but in the thread originating series of posts.

They, by the way, brought some sources of publication NO WHERE shown on site, with information and real facts in abundance.

Again, not even approached in discussion. I guess reading and comprehending isn't at the high level many claim possession of.

But when single sentences are taken apart from a well developed paragraph, and made forged in stone in appearance, these 'rocket scientists' become 'enlightened'....runon?

Emperor, I do most of my searching and typing late at night after work. I don't have a thumb on one hand and a plate in my other from injuries received while in the service. My efforts are an act of love...both in sport and trying to share. Those who didn't bother to read and grasp, missed a chance to NOT be misinformed and bias...as a negative nanie attitude doesn't make for strength of view. It only taints the end product.

Analysis doesn't mean in ability to apply or even call foul where it does occur.

It does improve ability to see more general changes and directions and not to lose moorings as to loyalties, as directions of change have been valid and showing strong indicators of improvment. That applies to Jerry as a GM, Wade as a head coach, and yes, the Cowboys as a dynamic and strong team as well.

In the NFL, failure can be caused by immediate, long termed, as well as injury and game specific failures as well. To veil value in a harsh rendering of not winning it all, is first foolish, and secondly, lacking in observation as well. NO matter how strongly someone wishes to demonstrate a tendency towards being a topic antagonist or even using a tool of stereotyping. That when I was growing up, was scorned at by the general population. Today, some attempt to wear insult as a badge of 'sophistication' and then call themselves fans.

 

[Draegerman]

Again, not even approached in discussion. I guess reading and comprehending isn't at the high level many claim possession of.

But when single sentences are taken apart from a well developed paragraph, and made forged in stone in appearance, these 'rocket scientists' become 'enlightened'....runon?Again, not even approached in discussion. I guess reading and comprehending isn't at the high level many claim possession of.

Oh you...tsk..tsk..tsk. It's a good thing I'm heading out right now to get extremely drunk while watching the Superbowl - or else I'd be scraping this post off the sole of my shoe. I should be back in about 11 hours, so it will give you time to prepare. Also, due to the fact that I plan on drinking until blindness sets in, should put you on equal ground with me.

 

[CCBoy]

Be smart about your efforts there, friend...but enjoy yourself. This should be a classic game today. That is the important thing here...the sport itself. :starspin

 

[DallasCowpoke]

I don't have a thumb on one hand and a plate in my head.

FIFY .....

 

[CCBoy]

FIFY .....

No, no problem with mental processes...and seeing a fly bye insult as well. Maybe you might choose to step up to the plate and impart some wisdom, instead of a cheap thrill. As to fixing, maybe you wish to explain some of your own sacrifice for the country...oh yea, this is about football, no where hidden in your insult.