Adult Language Jerry Jones uncut: Nobody can get this done better than me

[DallasEast]

I hate Jerry.

Do not let a Sith turn you into a Sith.

 

[Cowboys5217]

Members may not have viewed my video on Jerry Jones as GM a month ago. Admittedly, nine minutes is a good chunk of anyone's time, lol.

Let's try this instead since Jones exposes his thoughts on money in the thread article. I cropped how Jones sees money to only 100 seconds in the clip below. It is important because really LISTENING to a person can make an observer aware of how that individual thinks. Please note. This interview Q&A took place OVER A DECADE AGO and still holds true to this day:

That's nothing. This call was in 2001. It's been 23 years and counting, and nothing has changed. It's also why Jerry stopped taking calls from fans on radio talk shows.

https://web.archive.org/web/2023070....usave.it/media3/rec-d4A6OagNafB1YrdxdIDk.mp3

 

[DallasEast]

Can you imagine if against all the odds he lives for another 10-15 years and refuses to relinquish control?

Imagine?

I have been telling people (on and off this site) to consider no one knows how long anyone will live, including Jones. And that it is extremely unlikely he will ever hire a qualified football executive to be his GM.

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

Do not let a Sith turn you into a Sith.

My hate, it blinds me.

Jerry, you were supposed to bring balance to the Cowboys, not leave the kingdom in darkness.

 

[Rayman70]

Triggered Jerrah

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

Idk how McClay deals with Mr Ego all the time

 

[zrinkill]

Idk how McClay deals with Mr Ego all the time

Because the only person who kisses Jerry arse more than Michael Irvin is Will McClay.

 

[DallasEast]

That's nothing. This call was in 2001. It's been 23 years and counting, and nothing has changed. It's also why Jerry stopped taking calls from fans on radio talk shows.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230701030908/https://aws2-media.usave.it/media3/rec-d4A6OagNafB1YrdxdIDk.mp3

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I tried finding that audio and another similar one from around that time that I remembered but COULDN'T locate it a month ago. It did not occur to me to try the freaking Wayback Machines. D'oh!

Good find. I have been saying this is who Jones is to the bone his entire life. Some people do change when they come into wealth and fame. Thing is, Jones had wealth BEFORE purchasing the franchise. Plus, his backstory paints the man as the same guy now, back in 2001 and prior to February 25, 1989.

 

[TexasBacon]

Do not let a Sith turn you into a Sith.

Dang, now that you mention it Jerry has pretty much become Palpatine. Leaving obvious flaws in his giant, expensive battle stations and such. His apprentice is a conflicted gimp who has a thing for smelly leather (I mean, Stephen has to be into some weird stuff, right?). Definitely treats all of his storm troopers and officers as expendable tools. Branding and marketing genius. Ol' Sidious made sure that Empire logo was everywhere in the galaxy.

Hopefully Jerry finds his way down a shaft sooner rather than later. I won't even start with sequel trilogy Palpatine jokes. "Somehow, Jerral returned!"

 

[DallasEast]

My hate, it blinds me.

Jerry, you were supposed to bring balance to the Cowboys, not leave the kingdom in darkness.

 

[DallasEast]

Triggered Jerrah

That is what every interview should seek if he agrees to one.

 

[DallasEast]

Idk how McClay deals with Mr Ego all the time

Answer: Cash.

 

[DallasEast]

Dang, now that you mention it Jerry has pretty much become Palpatine. Leaving obvious flaws in his giant, expensive battle stations and such. His apprentice is a conflicted gimp who has a thing for smelly leather (I mean, Stephen has to be into some weird stuff, right?). Definitely treats all of his storm troopers and officers as expendable tools. Branding and marketing genius. Ol' Sidious made sure that Empire logo was everywhere in the galaxy.

Hopefully Jerry finds his way down a shaft sooner rather than later. I won't even start with sequel trilogy Palpatine jokes. "Somehow, Jerral returned!"

Bold> No one but me knows JUST how often I have thought about creating a gif of that scene with Jones' face pasted over the Emperor's, lol.

 

[KJJ]

Happy Monday!

Sounds like Jerry is getting frustrated. Lol He didn’t do anything in free agency just to sign his top players and he still can’t get them signed.

 

[ArtClink]

Did Jerry mention the past 28 seasons and his post season success?

 

[MS17]

From franchise establishment, ultimate hands-off owner, Clint Murchison Jr., (1960-86) to present day owner, Jerral W. Jones, Sr. (infinity)
That's sublime to the ridiculous, folks.

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

Bonus points if you could name all the guys here who’d do a better job

 

[InPhiltraitor]

 

[zrinkill]

Love that this scumbag is feeling the pressure...... Hopefully its quickens when we no longer have to hear from him ever again.

 

[Blitzen]

Happy Monday!

To be fair, he has been the GM of a team that went three straight regular seasons at 12-5 and three straight playoff appearances. I’ve been told on here that all you can ask of a team is to make the playoffs, and hope your team gets hot (nothing more needs to be done). What other teams have accomplished that?