Twitter: Jerry on going offense at 10 “Don’t be stupid”

[CapnB]

Visions of circumcised mosquitos are dancing in his head

 

[Jake]

so if Justin Fields or Lance falls to 10, we should take him?

I can almost see the phone wringing on Jerry's desk.

 

[Vinnie2u]

How does don’t be stupid stack up with the rest of Jerry quotes.

1. Looks good in the shower
2. War Daddy
3 There are 500 coaches who could have won the Super Bowl with our team
4. I'm looking up, on my back, and all I see is ***. I want a different perspective."

 

[Cowpolk]

I can almost see the phone wringing on Jerry's desk.

It is just me prank calling him

 

[speedkilz88]

Gehlken misunderstood.

 

[Whyjerry]

Listening to Jerry speak is akin to being rubbed in maple syrup and tied to a tree during a black BEAR swarm!
I fixed it for ya!

Lmao. You ever get overwhelmed by bugs? Mosquitoes? Black flys? I think I would rather be eaten by a bear. At least it would be over quickly. I have been destroyed a few times by these little *******s. I had bumps the size of marbles all over my head once. I remember wanting to blow my brains out I was so nuts with all the bug bites. I am telling you it makes you temporarily crazy.

 

[AsthmaField]

Misleading thread title. Temp ban recommended.

Seconded

Thirded.

That’s not what he meant when he said don’t be stupid. He was saying quite the opposite really.

 

[Flamma]

so if Justin Fields or Lance falls to 10, we should take him?

Dallas shouldn't take any WR or quarterback at 10. A case can be made for a WR. A weak one, but a case none the less.

 

[Cowpolk]

Lmao. You ever get overwhelmed by bugs? Mosquitoes? Black flys? I think I would rather be eaten by a bear. At least it would be over quickly. I have been destroyed a few times by these little *******s. I had bumps the size of marbles all over my head once. I remember wanting to blow my brains out I was so nuts with all the bug bites. I am telling you it makes you temporarily crazy.

Cool I'm gonna have to try that!

 

[Flamma]

Lmao. You ever get overwhelmed by bugs? Mosquitoes? Black flys? I think I would rather be eaten by a bear. At least it would be over quickly. I have been destroyed a few times by these little *******s. I had bumps the size of marbles all over my head once. I remember wanting to blow my brains out I was so nuts with all the bug bites. I am telling you it makes you temporarily crazy.

Unless it's a grizzly. For whatever reason they like to eat their prey alive if at all possible. So they'll pin you down, usually with their fat ***, and start with the extremities. Nothing quick about it.

I once made the mistake of being near a swampy area during sunset. I worked the midnight shift and could not go to work that night. Brutal.

 

[CowboyRoy]

If by some miracle Pitts fall to us than we better pick him but I don't think we are going to see that miracle.

Only good thing about Pitts falling to us is that someone might want to trade up. Taking a WR 3 years in a row with your 1st round pick would be the dumbest thing Jerry has ever done. Other than maybe resigning Zeke.

 

[Flamma]

Only good thing about Pitts falling to us is that someone might want to trade up. Taking a WR 3 years in a row with your 1st round pick would be the dumbest thing Jerry has ever done. Other than maybe resigning Zeke.

As much as I'd like to disagree with you, and I am trying, I can't. The Cowboys are soft up the middle. A WR/TE in the first round does nothing to address that. DTs, LBs, and Safeties do.

 

[superonyx]

Hey Jerry speaking of stupid, why tell everyone that we are not considering an offensive player at 10, last time I checked OT is offense.

Everyone knows we are taking Surtain at 10 if he is still there. The whole league knows this

Wait. When he told the world how much he was in love with an offensive player everyone said how stupid to tell other teams who you are drafting so they can jump ahead of you.
Now he tells the world he is not considering an offensive player and he is stupid for telling the world what he is doing.

This man say so many contradictory things that no one knows what he may do.

 

[AyeAtey]

Wait. When he told the world how much he was in love with an offensive player everyone said how stupid to tell other teams who you are drafting so they can jump ahead of you.
Now he tells the world he is not considering an offensive player and he is stupid for telling the world what he is doing.

This man say so many contradictory things that no one knows what he may do.

Including himself.

 

[DFWJC]

Edit more context

Kudos to Jerry....he is 2 for 2 on tjis one

Hyper inflating value to to immediate, right now, this instant need...is silly.

But just because you recognize amazing talent does not mean you sell you future for it.

Pitts is veru unusal...the rare top 5 Wr and top 1 TE all in one package....but dont be silly.
If hes at 10 (which he never would be) friggin take him. But don't sell the farm to move up

I love Pitts, and really cant ever recall a more veratile game wrecking talent than him since Megatron.
herd him described today asthe rare running QB that can also throw it well. Hes just a matchup nightmare.

But dont be silly.

 

[Clove]

He'll do the opposite now.

 

[conner01]

hes right lol

if u draft need over bpa it might work...the draft is not science but it is not a smart thing to do. roster turn over, injures, a "luxury" pick can become a need in 1 single play in the nfl.

im glad jerry is not stupid all the time.

Just most of the time lol

 

[Whyjerry]

Cool I'm gonna have to try that!

Unless you are into narco raids in South America it’s a big time pass.

 

[blueblood70]

Hey Jerry speaking of stupid, why tell everyone that we are not considering an offensive player at 10, last time I checked OT is offense.

Everyone knows we are taking Surtain at 10 if he is still there. The whole league knows this

he never said not considering, he says he basically needs to eb smart of they go that way that means Pitts and sewiil might be a consideration IF IF IF IF they fall there.,..odds are they wont and hes not moving up because that would be stupid.

get over it..

OT even should not be taken that high we invested far too much money in the OL and draft resources in the OL sand we have capable backups needing a PB type at every spot in one group that often is stupid..

we have options at OT on the roster ie move LC to LT and Knight to right if needed we have Mcgovern and Biadasz just drafted recently and vet swing tackle plus steele. id say that enough

We need to rebuild the defense so the offense doesnt need to scpore 32 PPG tpo win por lose by 2 all 16 games..got it? better defense , less offense will be needed..

 

[CowboyRoy]

As much as I'd like to disagree with you, and I am trying, I can't. The Cowboys are soft up the middle. A WR/TE in the first round does nothing to address that. DTs, LBs, and Safeties do.

Pitts is really just a big WR. Thats what he is going to do is go out and catch passes. Now if Jerry would go out and trade Cooper and Gallup and get another 2nd rounder or first round equivalent out of it, then I could live with it.