Lewis: 'Watch how much crime picks up' if lockout continues

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Hoofbite;3956644 said:
"Well, looking for a job is out of the question. Lord knows I'm not volunteering a damn thing to anyone. To big to fit on the swing set at the local park, too old to pick up skateboarding. Can't grow a Justin Bieber haircut so I can't spend my day grooming. Don't have an Xbox or PS3 and I can't stand working out. Well.........got nothing else to do so I might as well go **** some **** up".

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superpunk;3956655 said:
I multi-task.

Nice. Honestly, I couldn't see anyone doing it any other way.

Throw in a Subway sandwich and I think that's a pretty good 5 minutes of time spent being incredibly productive.
 

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THUMPER;3956666 said:
Is there a difference?

In one you are an entertainer and in the other one you have sex with people against their will so the answer to your question is probably yes / why don't you go be old about it.
 

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superpunk;3956671 said:
In one you are an entertainer and in the other one you have sex with people against their will so the answer to your question is probably yes / why don't you go be old about it.

Rap rapes my ear on a daily basis
 

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superpunk;3956671 said:
In one you are an entertainer and in the other one you have sex with people against their will so the answer to your question is probably yes / why don't you go be old about it.

Gee, thanks so much for clearing that up for me. :rolleyes:
 

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The30YardSlant;3956676 said:
Rap rapes my ear on a daily basis

You were probably asking for it. Wearing tight clothes to the office, touching Rap lightly on it's forearm...
 

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superpunk;3956681 said:
You were probably asking for it. Wearing tight clothes to the office, touching Rap lightly on it's forearm...

Be that as it may, the ear is still a bit much. Luckily though rap is very inadequete so the damage is minimal.
 

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The30YardSlant;3956683 said:
Be that as it may, the ear is still a bit much. Luckily though rap is very inadequete so the damage is minimal.

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: Love it! :bow:
 

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superpunk;3956681 said:
You were probably asking for it. Wearing tight clothes to the office, touching Rap lightly on it's forearm...

:laugh2:

Yep. Rap knows that "no" really just means "buy my ears another drink."
 

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It took only 15 posts to mention OJ Simpson in a thread? That's gotta be some sort of forum record.

[*checks forum archives*]

Nah. My bad.
 

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The30YardSlant;3956683 said:
Be that as it may, the ear is still a bit much.

Rap does what it wants. the rest of your post was just revisionist sour-grapes. All spurned lovers say the same things once it's over.
 

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superpunk;3956681 said:
You were probably asking for it. Wearing tight clothes to the office, touching Rap lightly on it's forearm...

Lay back and enjoy the rhyme
 

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bbgun;3956695 said:
Who knew rap fans could be so touchy?

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v210/zrinkill/turdall.gif

Yo man .... stop front'n!
 
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