Men are stupid and women are crazy

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  1. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    :lmao: no,Man! Just the opposite after that afternoon,,, I'd kinda started looking at them in a different illuminated plane of creaturedom,,,not just merely "Targets"o_O
     
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  2. Runwildboys

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    No, they don't make good targets. They make better projectiles.
     
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  3. Melonfeud

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    :laugh: COPY:lmao2:
     
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  4. kskboys

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    Mu uncle used to use 'em for trotline bait to catch big yellowcats.
     
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  5. Melonfeud

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    Man,I used to love running that river strung taut line at midnight
    ( all beered up/half in the bag drunk),,, Colman Lantern doing it's faint hissing bag of brilliant light thing,,, LIGHTING THE NIGHT,,,ya never really knew just what that RIVER would yield,,, SHEESE! A 20LB. snapping turtle wasn't all that uncommon, though they'd generally work theirselfs Free/or drown out,,, gars flipped into the boat all lively & pissed off, WILL kick start yer' midnight CASING-LINERo_O



    :lmao::thumbup::lmao:
     
  6. GMO415

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    Exactly. Telling someone to calm down is giving them a COMMAND.
     
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  7. kskboys

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    When my uncle caught a gar, he'd simply pick up the trotline and beat it w/ a baseball bat until it fell off the line. We caught one that was like 6 foot long one time, and he would not bring it into the boat. Even after he shot it in the head w/ a .22.


    "Schtinkia Alde Shise" he'd proclaim. Which is German for "Stinky Old Poop".
     
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  8. Melonfeud

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    :lmao: they are about one of the most prehistoric aquatic varmints out there,,,they are kinda' fun to bow shoot with a recurve stick bow & a Fred Bear bowfishing Rig all duct taped onto yer' bow, cuz' they fight hard& will come up to sun themselves just about 2 inches under the water in the spring out on the backwater river slews,,, Man Alive ,:lmao::lmao::lmao: a 6 footer ,I'd probably avoid that one:lmao2:
     
  9. kskboys

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    They say their backstrap is good eating. I'd be willing to try, but we don't have many gars around here close. Rest of 'em is just too full of bones.
     
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  10. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    Now,a sturgeon is boneless and almost as prehistoric looking as a gar with those thumbnail sized scales, but that gar fish has a a bizarre looking breast bone
    ( seeing one dead on the river bank) ,,,,I made a spear outta' one of them& used it as the needle pointed tip while hiding out, camped down on the river one summer.:)
     

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