Men are stupid and women are crazy

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  1. Seven

    Seven Messenger to the football Gods

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    Yes he did.....as well as the pool house you were able to suddenly afford.......and live in.
     
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  2. Ranching

    Ranching Well-Known Member

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    I actually live on my ranch, but I do have a beach house! Salud!!
     
  3. Xelda

    Xelda Well-Known Member

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    DOOD! You're talking about my relatives, there! You're right, but still!
     
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  4. Bigdog

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    My father gave this advice to me before I got marry: Remember is better to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission.
     
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  5. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    Or stabs it with a steak knife as yer' reaching for it,,,o_O




    * straight up,,, It made my phone have the jimi Hendrix Experience album cover as a permanent screen saver:lmao:
     
  6. Seven

    Seven Messenger to the football Gods

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    You the man, coach!!!
     
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  7. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    That saying is absolutely NOT referring to marriage.
     
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  8. Bigdog

    Bigdog Well-Known Member

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    Oh I think it does especially since she will probably say no to you if you want to do things like fishing. Might as well go and have fun. Then apologize when come home smelling like fish while she has that angry look on her face like you know your in trouble.
     
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  9. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Here's a nice little nugget for you young guys: Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.
     
  10. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!"
     
  11. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Of course. Especially if you don't want to stay married!!!!!
     
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  12. lukin2006

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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  13. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    Man Alive! I'd slung the ol' lady's pet kitty cat into the swimming pool, one time& only that ONE time( I'd already dumped a whole $65 bottle of single malt scotch whiskey into my tank when that gleaming gem of a plan came together) WHEW! ,,,:huh:,,, now,I can't rightly recall which was of the most memorable of which to experience witnessing,,,, The frickin' cat's siren like squall as it flew thru the air & in Christ like Fashion,,, zippered across the top of the water in unearthly unassin' of assigned A.O.,,,or,,, the undue wrath unleashed by the ol' lady upon me for my actions,,, er,,,but, I'm pretty sure THAT was the turning point in my personal view concerning the concept of having a CAT as a peto_O
     
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  14. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    Yeah, you're right, maybe you shouldn't have a cat. :laugh:
     
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  15. Hennessy_King

    Hennessy_King Benched

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    Just youtube search "women hot crazy matrix"
    you're welcome
     
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  16. daboyzruleperiod

    daboyzruleperiod Catastrophe

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    :thumbup:
     
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  17. daboyzruleperiod

    daboyzruleperiod Catastrophe

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    I know what you mean Raunchy.:lmao2:
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  18. daboyzruleperiod

    daboyzruleperiod Catastrophe

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    And let me be the first to say, your creativity in decorating are wonderful![​IMG]
     
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  19. CouchCoach

    CouchCoach Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    Yeah, just give up totally on getting permission and plan on punishment.
     
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  20. Ranching

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    Lol!!! That's funny!!! Salud, my friend. Merry Christmas!
     
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