Men are stupid and women are crazy

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Ranching said:
My wife and I are total opposites. I was a hell raiser, womanizer and drinker. My wife was an honor student, shy, never went out, took care of her family, including 11 younger brothers and sisters, and she doesn't drink. Somehow we fell in love within minutes. I proposed 2 months after we met. She said yes and saved my life. We haven't had a real argument in 29 years.
We were introduced by a mutual friend, if you're wondering.
Life is weird sometimes. I feel God sent her to me.
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Yes he did.....as well as the pool house you were able to suddenly afford.......and live in.
 

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kskboys said:
That saying is absolutely NOT referring to marriage.
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Oh I think it does especially since she will probably say no to you if you want to do things like fishing. Might as well go and have fun. Then apologize when come home smelling like fish while she has that angry look on her face like you know your in trouble.
 

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Bigdog said:
Oh I think it does especially since she will probably say no to you if you want to do things like fishing. Might as well go and have fun. Then apologize when come home smelling like fish while she has that angry look on her face like you know your in trouble.
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Of course. Especially if you don't want to stay married!!!!!
 
Melonfeud

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kskboys said:
Here's a nice little nugget for you young guys: Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.
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Man Alive! I'd slung the ol' lady's pet kitty cat into the swimming pool, one time& only that ONE time( I'd already dumped a whole $65 bottle of single malt scotch whiskey into my tank when that gleaming gem of a plan came together) WHEW! ,,,:huh:,,, now,I can't rightly recall which was of the most memorable of which to experience witnessing,,,, The frickin' cat's siren like squall as it flew thru the air & in Christ like Fashion,,, zippered across the top of the water in unearthly unassin' of assigned A.O.,,,or,,, the undue wrath unleashed by the ol' lady upon me for my actions,,, er,,,but, I'm pretty sure THAT was the turning point in my personal view concerning the concept of having a CAT as a peto_O
 
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Melonfeud said:
Man Alive! I'd slung the ol' lady's pet kitty cat into the swimming pool, one time& only that ONE time( I'd already dumped a whole $65 bottle of single malt scotch whiskey into my tank when that gleaming gem of a plan came together) WHEW! ,,,:huh:,,, now,I can't rightly recall which was of the most memorable of which to experience witnessing,,,, The frickin' cat's siren like squall as it flew thru the air & in Christ like Fashion,,, zippered across the top of the water in unearthly unassin' of assigned A.O.,,,or,,, the undue wrath unleashed by the ol' lady upon me for my actions,,, er,,,but, I'm pretty sure THAT was the turning point in my personal view concerning the concept of having a CAT as a peto_O
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Yeah, you're right, maybe you shouldn't have a cat. :laugh:
 

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Ranching said:
If it takes five years and it doesn't work out..... That's a lot of time wasted. I knew after a couple of hours. Hit me like a ton of bricks! I wasn't even looking for a relationship. There is no right recipe, every relationship is different. Maybe if you have to work on it, it may not be worth working on it.
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Ranching said:
Lol!! I've known @waldoputty for a couple of years and his layers of craziness keep getting deeper and deeper!!! Lol
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I know what you mean Raunchy.:lmao2:
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