Irvin is my all-time favorite Cowboy.
Gadzooks! Irvin is the best. Always looking out for his fellow man.
Remember that time,blokes, in 2005 when he took a dope pipe from a friend and put it in his car rather than the friend be arrested for having the pipe? Selfless.
In 1996 when he was convicted of felony cocaine possession. I Bet he took the rap for buddies! That is so him.
And in 2005 when he was exonerated on drug charges? Probably for helping another friend.
And, blimey, I recall him opening his doors and housing two topless dancers is his motel room. How did they repay his kindness? By stashing paraphernalia, cocaine and an ounce of weed in the room! Too trusting is Michel!
I could go on and on. And also, in 1998, Irvin cutting hair in the clubhouse for a friend and having to defend himself! More persecution!
Egads! That is why Michael Irvin is my hero and a role model for kids for helping his fellow man.