LOL, if this report is true, this is so absurd. This has got to be one of the most ridiculous dramas in the history of college football.
The wussification of America soldiers onward....
I guess I'm getting old because I'm recalling stories of what it was like when I grew up, so here's a funny one.......
When I played football in junior high, they made us work out in the offseason in the gym and we had to do an exercise called "six-inches" (you lay on your back and hold both of your feet above the ground by 6 to 12 inches).
Anyway, if you let your feet touch the floor and got caught by the coaches, you had to go up to the middle of the gym in front of everybody and get "licks". "Licks" are where you get smacked in the butt with a 3 foot long wooden paddle about an inch thick and the coaches didn't mess around.
On top of that, the coaches would make us make the paddles in wood shop class and some demented kids found out if you drilled holes in the paddle, it would make the "licks" sting that much worse.
My junior high was a scary place sometimes, but I think it toughened me up for life.
One of the coaches was so notorious that a couple of students wrote a screenplay about their experience with the coach and school. It was turned into the movie Mr. Woodcock (
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419984/)
Before I knew it was written about my school and coach, I was watching the movie and started getting cold sweats thinking everything felt too familiar and then I found out at a reunion that it was in fact based on my school and coach.
Those coaches might be in prison today for some of the stuff they pulled.