Seattle will be picking up White very soon.
I'm surprised by that release. I actually thought it was a good move in acquiring him. He's no great player or anything but he's decent and can play multiple positions.
Michael was more of a disappointment than a surprise. I don't know how this season could have sucked more than it has. No Romo and Dez for long stretches only to return when the team is dead. Yes, we really are going to use that three headed monster at RB this year, and...we're going to gradually feature McFadden more and more as the season goes along with nothing but PS types behind him. We will make you want McFadden.
Wait. We traded for Christine Michael. He may be a way out of this. Nope. He sucks. We won't show you on the field. His practices speak for itself. Trust us. Back to McFadden.
Witten looks old. Escobar altered the Butcher stache. Terrance Williams shrinks the more you ask of him. Beasley wants to fight us on twitter. Nobody has the heart to tell Street he's wasting his time.
The talent we were banking on at DE has yet to come to fruition. Lawrence is underachieving. Gregory won't be right and able to evaluate until next year. It turns out our newly inked DT, Tyrone Crawford sucks and "Golden Cock" still collects a paycheck. I had to carefully construct and review that last sentence. Sean Lee I believe is in a medically induced coma. I can see McClain's ankle monitor under his sock. Carr is still here. Barry Church exists. Marinelli's nicknames aren't working. Will McClay's getting overruled on personnel moves (all the bad ones) and when the defense asks the TO "who can make a play?" the only one who raises his hand is Jeff Heath.
And now Romo is back. So let's win some meaningless games to avoid the one benefit of enduring all of this, a prime draft pick. We can watch this team go 7-9, maybe even 8-8 with a spirited chant of Go Cowboys!.
But the absolute worst part of all this? I started the season with 113 trophy points. Currently I have 113 trophy points. What in God's name does someone have to do to get to 114?