More cuts: Christine Michael and Corey White released

vaturkey · Nov 17, 2015

links18 said:
Half this board said the same thing.

Half the board isn't a hall of fame running back. Shows you those who tote the rock all the way into the hall of fame don't know much more then us fans do.

TheDude · Nov 17, 2015

Risen Star said:
I'm surprised by that release. I actually thought it was a good move in acquiring him. He's no great player or anything but he's decent and can play multiple positions.

Michael was more of a disappointment than a surprise. I don't know how this season could have sucked more than it has. No Romo and Dez for long stretches only to return when the team is dead. Yes, we really are going to use that three headed monster at RB this year, and...we're going to gradually feature McFadden more and more as the season goes along with nothing but PS types behind him. We will make you want McFadden.

Wait. We traded for Christine Michael. He may be a way out of this. Nope. He sucks. We won't show you on the field. His practices speak for itself. Trust us. Back to McFadden.

Witten looks old. Escobar altered the Butcher stache. Terrance Williams shrinks the more you ask of him. Beasley wants to fight us on twitter. Nobody has the heart to tell Street he's wasting his time.

The talent we were banking on at DE has yet to come to fruition. Lawrence is underachieving. Gregory won't be right and able to evaluate until next year. It turns out our newly inked DT, Tyrone Crawford sucks and "Golden Cock" still collects a paycheck. I had to carefully construct and review that last sentence. Sean Lee I believe is in a medically induced coma. I can see McClain's ankle monitor under his sock. Carr is still here. Barry Church exists. Marinelli's nicknames aren't working. Will McClay's getting overruled on personnel moves (all the bad ones) and when the defense asks the TO "who can make a play?" the only one who raises his hand is Jeff Heath.

And now Romo is back. So let's win some meaningless games to avoid the one benefit of enduring all of this, a prime draft pick. We can watch this team go 7-9, maybe even 8-8 with a spirited chant of Go Cowboys!.

But the absolute worst part of all this? I started the season with 113 trophy points. Currently I have 113 trophy points. What in God's name does someone have to do to get to 114?

Lol. That's a walk-off trophy winner.

There's a good chance the refs have it out for you

Alexander · Nov 17, 2015

fifaguy said:
Didn't they show interest in T West earlier this year?

They did. But he apparently has some knucklehead in him too. Not sure if they want to go that route. I just threw that in here because.

Honestly, if suddenly they do go on a run, and McFadden craps out, this is not good.

GimmeTheBall! · Nov 17, 2015

eternaljester81 said:

Heads half rolled!!!!!! That'll teach this underachifing team!!

I guess the coaching staff got raises?

Alexander · Nov 17, 2015

McLovin said:
There's a good chance the refs have it out for you

Are you joking? The refs are a big reason why we have failed to win, I don't know, anything.

pugilist · Nov 17, 2015

Please sign Ray Rice, if for nothing else than to epically troll the entire football watching world

Alexander · Nov 17, 2015

pugilist said:
Please sign Ray Rice, if for nothing else than to epically troll the entire football watching world

I would prefer not to.

First, he's not that good anymore.

Second, I don't think I can stand yet another barrage of angry fans stating how his signing disgusts their moral principles.

mattjames2010 · Nov 17, 2015

They must really like Rod Smith.

GimmeTheBall! · Nov 17, 2015

eternaljester81 said:

ahhh. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Mein annoying neighbor yelled out the window when I got home and parked the Jitney: "The got Cristine!!" I immediately thot they had raided the neighbors house where they unloaded chemicals at 3 a.m.

but CM signing was good news to me.
I remembered how he ran behind the Texas Angus line oh, 4 years ago.

I was excited but I aint no more.

superonyx · Nov 17, 2015

mattjames2010 said:
They must really like Rod Smith.

They must see something. Because the guy hasn't really played football since high school.
The most carries he has had over the course of an entire season was 32.... 32 carries over 9 games that season. So just barely over 3 carries per game was his most productive year since high school football.

It's bizarre to have McFadden with his injury history and this as the insurance policy and player that will need to spell him.

It sounds like we will be going back to the old offense of throwing most of the time.

links18 · Nov 17, 2015

Chris in Arizona said:
Half the board said Joseph Randle was the answer. Hmmmm.....

And the other half was certain AP would be in Dallas this year. The Jones boys probably though so too and when that didn't work out, we got the RB circus that has been this season.

Jstopper · Nov 17, 2015

Beast_from_East said:
This has been botched from the very beginning................to go from the NFL Offensive Player of the Year to McFadden and a blow up doll is laughable.

As Nick Eatman said yesterday, McFadden averaged 1.9 a carry against the sorry arse Bucs and their 29th ranked defense................let that sink in a while.

We are #9 in the NFL in rushing. With no Romo or threat or a passing game to freeze linebackers. Let that sink in.....

gimmesix · Nov 17, 2015

superonyx said:
They must see something. Because the guy hasn't really played football since high school.
The most carries he has had over the course of an entire season was 32.... 32 carries over 9 games that season. So just barely over 3 carries per game was his most productive year since high school football.

It's bizarre to have McFadden with his injury history and this as the insurance policy and player that will need to spell him.

Must be trading for Adrian Peterson.

links18 · Nov 17, 2015

Jstopper said:
We are #9 in the NFL in rushing. With no Romo or threat or a passing game to freeze linebackers. Let that sink in.....

Its a passing league. Passing wins games or something like that.....

Jstopper · Nov 17, 2015

links18 said:
Its a passing league. Passing wins games or something like that.....

Hmm it's a good thing our allpro qb gets to come back to a team thats #9 in rushing

Doc50 · Nov 17, 2015

Floaty said:
I'm in Boise....not hard to find. Just let me know...where and when

Warning: When online, gonads may appear larger than they actually are.

Zekeats · Nov 17, 2015

IAmLegend said:
Christine Michael supporters right now

I was a supporter......and I even hit like

links18 · Nov 17, 2015

Jstopper said:
Hmm it's a good thing our allpro qb gets to come back to a team thats #9 in rushing

Championship!

Nova · Nov 17, 2015

Soo... Who are our running backs now?

Rockport · Nov 17, 2015

stasheroo said:
Yeah, 2-7 is the fans' fault...

If only they believed more!

No just giving up so easily.

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