CouchCoach
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I feel I may nave revealed too much here about my true self.A quick good morning Pops and friends. I have to blast off for work, but not without stopping by. Leon, I'm so sorry to hear about your eyes and your fall. Please be careful out there. I hope this will bring you comfort, but doubt it; if things get to bad, you can always hire a seeing @CouchCoach to make sure you never miss an attractive woman (for the nominal fee of $25 per week*, he will describe her for you), a beautiful sunset (description extra) and happy hour.
You know how we are!
Unhappy Monday.
* for $10 extra, he will exaggerate and lie her beauty, lack of fabric in her swimsuit, length of hair, size of hooters, bounce of butt, etc.