FEATURED Morning Pops!

[Ranched]

Come on down!

 

[Runwildboys]

Morning Pops and all y'all. I am gearing up for Leap Day on Saturday and then the next weekend is Daylight Savings Time. Give an extra day one week and steal an hour the next, just can't trust these people. I hope that hour they steal is one I would have tossed and turned through and not one with an exciting dream. I have never stayed up until 2am on Sunday morning to see what happens when we spring forward and am not interested enough to start now. That damned time fairy changes the computer clocks and TV clocks but is too lazy to take care of my watch and other clocks that I have to change.

She does that just to prove that she changed the other stuff.

 

[Cowboys_22]

Good evening Pops and friends. It was pretty cold this morning. It’s the first time I’ve had to scrape frost off the windshield this winter season brrr. It warmed up during the day but going to cool off again tonight. One of my grandsons is playing a LL game tonight. If I hear trash cans banging, I’ll know that sign stealing has trickled down from the MLs...
I still love my job but looking forward to Friday

Have an awesome day tomorrow

 

[Xelda]

Good evening Pops and friends. I have a special request, please let today be Friday. Don't tell me you'll do it tomorrow! I want it NOW! No? whimper

I'm glad y'all enjoyed my gifs Colo and ABQ. I didn't like taking up so much space but all of you were worth it.

Now if everyone will turn their attention to Coach for a moment. He went to HEB in search of the infamous toothless, gum poppin' momma and took days to return to us. I think there's more to this story than he's willing to tell. Runny, your assignment should you choose to accept it is get the dirt and share with the rest of us!

 

[Cowboys_22]

It's Monday again. Here's RGV going to work...

Here's the rest of us working stiffs leaving work...

ABQ on the slopes...

HEB when Coach shows up...

Dabz greeting the day...

Colo's back up dancers...

and Leon in paradise.

How did you know that about me X?

 

[Xelda]

How did you know that about me X?

You told us last week that you wished it were Monday instead of Friday.

 

[LeonDixson]

That's just wrong! His belt line is AT LEAST an inch higher than mine.

 

[LeonDixson]

Morning, Pops and pen pals. TGIF! Our temps dropped to 60° yesterday which feels cold for this region, until remembering it was 27° at home. It will stay in the 60's for the next few days. I hope everyone feels good today.

 

[Runwildboys]

Morning Pops and friends.

Just made an emergency appointment with my chiropractor for 12:15. Haven't been able to work since Wednesday. I was supposed to go to NYC yesterday, and they scheduled a helper to go with me, but I couldn't even stand up Wednesday night, so I called my boss to tell him, but his wife picked up the phone and hung up on me, so I texted him, then texted my supervisor to let him know. Then I got a call at 4:20 a.m. (fortunately I had the foresight to keep my phone within reach) from one of the other drivers. Apparently, neither of my bosses called the helper to tell him not to bother coming in at 3:30 a.m.

I'm feeling very slightly better today, after doing absolutely nothing for the past 36 hours. Hopefully the chiropractor can fix me up.

 

[CouchCoach]

Good evening Pops and friends. I have a special request, please let today be Friday. Don't tell me you'll do it tomorrow! I want it NOW! No? whimper

I'm glad y'all enjoyed my gifs Colo and ABQ. I didn't like taking up so much space but all of you were worth it.

Now if everyone will turn their attention to Coach for a moment. He went to HEB in search of the infamous toothless, gum poppin' momma and took days to return to us. I think there's more to this story than he's willing to tell. Runny, your assignment should you choose to accept it is get the dirt and share with the rest of us!

Nothing to tell, my dear, just a regular trip with no adventure to report. And, as the case would be, since I was prepared, no incoming.

However, I have noticed that I am getting more looks and smiles from the widder wimmen in the produce section of HEB. Now, I don't know if being around fruit and vegetables makes mature women more amorous or if the incessant rain shower creates a fine mist on me reminiscent of Flashdance and they find it irresistible. I know sometimes I will catch myself coming out of the shower and the light catches me a certain way with those droplets of water and I do find me alluring. Then I remember what a tramp I am and it wouldn't be much of a conquest. Hell, I don't even have to buy me a top shelf cocktail.

 

[CouchCoach]

Morning Pops and friends.

Just made an emergency appointment with my chiropractor for 12:15. Haven't been able to work since Wednesday. I was supposed to go to NYC yesterday, and they scheduled a helper to go with me, but I couldn't even stand up Wednesday night, so I called my boss to tell him, but his wife picked up the phone and hung up on me, so I texted him, then texted my supervisor to let him know. Then I got a call at 4:20 a.m. (fortunately I had the foresight to keep my phone within reach) from one of the other drivers. Apparently, neither of my bosses called the helper to tell him not to bother coming in at 3:30 a.m.

I'm feeling very slightly better today, after doing absolutely nothing for the past 36 hours. Hopefully the chiropractor can fix me up.

Oh man, I feel for you, my friend. Been dealing with a problem back for 20 years and I didn't have to use mine for work, just frolicking fun.

So, you knew I could not let that boss' wife hanging up on you slide by and I also noticed you mention "neither of my bosses" and might I suggest you call the other boss' wife next time? Had you been calling the aforementioned boss' wife before with your side telemarketing job and she might have misconstrued this call for that call? Or might she have a daughter employed by Hooters?

You know I am not making light of your pain, that can be miserable, just trying to lighten your load a little.

 

[Runwildboys]

Oh man, I feel for you, my friend. Been dealing with a problem back for 20 years and I didn't have to use mine for work, just frolicking fun.

So, you knew I could not let that boss' wife hanging up on you slide by and I also noticed you mention "neither of my bosses" and might I suggest you call the other boss' wife next time? Had you been calling the aforementioned boss' wife before with your side telemarketing job and she might have misconstrued this call for that call? Or might she have a daughter employed by Hooters?

You know I am not making light of your pain, that can be miserable, just trying to lighten your load a little.

LOL......I know you'd never make light of someone's pain....except maybe Jerry.

I'm actually just assuming it was his wife hanging up on me, because he's told me before that she does that when someone calls too late at night...and I've met their daughter, and there's the only way she'd be able to work at Hooters is as a cook. I remember the first time I saw her. I thought, "She looks just like her father......Poor kid!"

 

[CouchCoach]

Morning Pops and friends. Not that Pops wouldn't have been my friend but he would have considered me a naughty friend. S'ok, I don't need a round man in a disguise sneaking into my abode, via the chimney, in search of milk and cookies. I do think they need someone to sneak into the homes of naughty people, I am thinking Elvira in her prime.

I want to wish you a fine Friday, so I will, have a fine Friday. Even RGV, Mr. I Am So Happy To Be Here. I don't think he realizes what he has done to dash the dreams of retirement for his fellow employees. They see him coming out of retirement and actually happy to be there, the future looks bleak for those poor people. It's like being in prison with a cheerful inmate.

Leon is remarking about the weather back home while he lolls around on the beach in 60 degree weather. I think he should prank call his neighbors.

 

[Xelda]

Good morning Pops and friends. It's officially Friday now and doesn't look as nefarious as Wednesday was and yesterday was just after shocks.

Get to feeling better, Runny! I hope the chiropractor sets everything right in time for the weekend. That was nice of them at work to give you a back up. Y'all could have so much fun singing songs and bobbing your heads back and forth like they do on the Muppets. It sounds goofy, but would be a real day brightener. Naturally, this will be delayed due to your back situation.

Nothing to tell, my dear, just a regular trip with no adventure to report. And, as the case would be, since I was prepared, no incoming.

However, I have noticed that I am getting more looks and smiles from the widder wimmen in the produce section of HEB. Now, I don't know if being around fruit and vegetables makes mature women more amorous or if the incessant rain shower creates a fine mist on me reminiscent of Flashdance and they find it irresistible. I know sometimes I will catch myself coming out of the shower and the light catches me a certain way with those droplets of water and I do find me alluring. Then I remember what a tramp I am and it wouldn't be much of a conquest. Hell, I don't even have to buy me a top shelf cocktail.

Coachadoodles, your denial is only permission for my imagination to kick in. Also, never underestimate the power of diffused lighting. Depending upon their proclivities, those women could be seeing Magic Mike, a young Fabio, Tom Brady or Jason Witten. I highly recommend you carry a spray bottle at all times. It doesn't have to be water. Use your imagi...oh, you're already there. Ok, just bring those juicy stories back to us and PG it up with maybe some code words for the risque stuff. Oh and I don't want you talking bad about our Coach! He's top tier stuff!

Have a good Friday everyone and great adjustment, Runny.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Morning Pops and friends. Not that Pops wouldn't have been my friend but he would have considered me a naughty friend. S'ok, I don't need a round man in a disguise sneaking into my abode, via the chimney, in search of milk and cookies. I do think they need someone to sneak into the homes of naughty people, I am thinking Elvira in her prime.

I want to wish you a fine Friday, so I will, have a fine Friday. Even RGV, Mr. I Am So Happy To Be Here. I don't think he realizes what he has done to dash the dreams of retirement for his fellow employees. They see him coming out of retirement and actually happy to be there, the future looks bleak for those poor people. It's like being in prison with a cheerful inmate.

Leon is remarking about the weather back home while he lolls around on the beach in 60 degree weather. I think he should prank call his neighbors.

You know what's funny about that Coach? Wouldn't of mattered. See, here's the thing, among other things, Pops was a teacher for many, many years. His gift was communicating and he was a man who understood how to do it in such a way as to make you see the value of a thing. If you had meet Pops, he would like you and what's more, you would actually want to be better for it. It's weird, I can't really explain the mechanics of it but that's just how he was. I know I build him up and maybe he sounds a bit mythical but honestly, he was really a simple guy who just knew how to teach people and he focused on doing it by example and you just naturally had to listen. What a gift right?

Good Dude all the way around.

BTW, morning everybody and welcome to Friday!

 

[LeonDixson]

Nothing to tell, my dear, just a regular trip with no adventure to report. And, as the case would be, since I was prepared, no incoming.

However, I have noticed that I am getting more looks and smiles from the widder wimmen in the produce section of HEB. Now, I don't know if being around fruit and vegetables makes mature women more amorous or if the incessant rain shower creates a fine mist on me reminiscent of Flashdance and they find it irresistible. I know sometimes I will catch myself coming out of the shower and the light catches me a certain way with those droplets of water and I do find me alluring. Then I remember what a tramp I am and it wouldn't be much of a conquest. Hell, I don't even have to buy me a top shelf cocktail.

Or maybe it's that large potato you stuff into your pants, But I remind you again, DON'T PUT IT IN THE BACK!

 

[CouchCoach]

Or maybe it's that large potato you stuff into your pants, But I remind you again, DON'T PUT IT IN THE BACK!

I started tossing a small bag of new potatoes instead of a baker in as a conversation starter. "Why Lordy be CC, are all y'all happy to see little ole me"?

 

[Xelda]

We can swing that potato around back and say we're relieved to see you.

 

[Xelda]

How one man can negate the effects of an entire block of pants droopers.

 

[Ranched]

That's just wrong! His belt line is AT LEAST an inch higher than mine.

S'ok, I don't need a round man in a disguise sneaking into my abode, via the chimney, in search of milk and cookies. I do think they need someone to sneak into the homes of naughty people, I am thinking Elvira in her prime.