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Gonna have to give each kid a ladle on a stick to take their candy.
I think you can probably get away with just wearing latex gloves but yeah, maybe something like that.
Gonna have to give each kid a ladle on a stick to take their candy.
Six feetI think you can probably get away with just wearing latex gloves but yeah, maybe something like that.
Six feet
They can't reach my deep fryer for Bobbing for Fries from six feet. This is my inaugural year of the Candy Walk Bear Trap Experience. It's like a cake walk, only candy......and bear traps. Going to hide the bear traps better this time, they missed two last year in the Pogo Stick Olympics. I am feeling bad about the pits I dug last year, meant to make the holes smaller so the smaller ones wouldn't go all the way in. But it's their own fault if they can't ready the warning sign.......written in Mandarin.........upside down........... and facing in towards me.Six feet
We were born for three day weekends!Morning Pops and friends!
Hope everyone is gearing up for the three day weekend!
Yep, we were born with tails...so we can wag 'em!Good morning Pops and Popsadoodles.
We were born for three day weekends!
This time your philosophy went over my head.Yep, we were born with tails...so we can wag 'em!
You said, "We were born for three day weekends!" I'm saying we were born with tails to wag, to show how happy three day weekends make us.This time your philosophy went over my head.
I can't argue with that.You said, "We were born for three day weekends!" I'm saying we were born with tails to wag, to show how happy three day weekends make us.
Does that mean you're still confused?I can't argue with that.
No sir!Does that mean you're still confused?
They put my tail on the wrong endYou said, "We were born for three day weekends!" I'm saying we were born with tails to wag, to show how happy three day weekends make us.
I got 1 of these candy cannons and use Jolly-ranchers instead of gummy-bears Kids dont come back the next yearThey can't reach my deep fryer for Bobbing for Fries from six feet. This is my inaugural year of the Candy Walk Bear Trap Experience. It's like a cake walk, only candy......and bear traps. Going to hide the bear traps better this time, they missed two last year in the Pogo Stick Olympics. I am feeling bad about the pits I dug last year, meant to make the holes smaller so the smaller ones wouldn't go all the way in. But it's their own fault if they can't ready the warning sign.......written in Mandarin.........upside down........... and facing in towards me.
Last year I made a real haul with my "M&M Shell Game". They bet their best stuff and I put the peanut M&M under the shell, only I really pulled a slight of hand and popped it into my mouth, I was already slurring my words so they couldn't tell the difference. My family scolded me for it but as I explained it to them "look, better they lose a few candy bars now than get taken for a lot of money later in life trusting the wrong people". The only thing they agreed with was that I was the "wrong people".
Too funny. If you changed "vet" to "DMV", it would be more real. Ha!