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[Runwildboys]

OMG, send us some pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You wanna see G2 in a low cut, sequined top and tight leather chaps?

 

[Xelda]

Wait! Huh? What? How did my taunting comment come back and bite me?

 

[CouchCoach]

You wanna see G2 in a low cut, sequined top and tight leather chaps?

No thanks, seen him.

 

[LeonDixson]

Morning, Pops and pen pals. We are in the midst of our windy season with gusts up to 45 mph. I appreciate a gentle breeze but this is rediculous.

 

[CouchCoach]

Morning, Pops and pen pals. We are in the midst of our windy season with gusts up to 45 mph. I appreciate a gentle breeze but this is rediculous.

Yep, add to that the condition for fires with low humidity and we've got the potential for a runaway fire.

 

[G2]

No thanks, seen him.

It was one time!

 

[G2]

Wait! Huh? What? How did my taunting comment come back and bite me?

I don't bite.


Much.

 

[Montanalo]

Good morning Pops and hello from beautiful but hot San Antonio.

In town for a few days visiting my mother. She is not doing so well and needs a lot more attention. Later today, I'll take her out for lunch.

A standing joke with my two brothers is mother's response to where she would like to go for lunch. Her response is always, "I haven't had a good steak in a while". So, we take her to a nice steak house and she orders a salad and dessert to go, but no steak.

Life's good... and if I make it to nearly 90, I'll order the steak, baby!

 

[LeonDixson]

Yep, add to that the condition for fires with low humidity and we've got the potential for a runaway fire.

You bet. Thankfully, we got a half inch of rain yesterday and this morning.

 

[Xelda]

I don't bite.


Much.

Isn't that what vampires say?

 

[Runwildboys]

Isn't that what vampires say?

Hard to tell when they have their mouths full

 

[CouchCoach]

Hard to tell when they have their mouths full

Yep, never neck with a vampire. Bud-a-bing!

I am dating myself again (because I am the only one that asked me out) with that term necking. Before it was making out, it was necking, petting and the elusive heavy petting.

 

[Xelda]

Yep, never neck with a vampire. Bud-a-bing!

I am dating myself again (because I am the only one that asked me out) with that term necking. Before it was making out, it was necking, petting and the elusive heavy petting.

Or as they say on the Animal Channel "grooming".

 

[LeonDixson]

Morning Pops and friends. Happy hump day.

 

[G2]

Good afternoon pops and friends!
I'm often reminded of how great this thread is. We should all be thankful there's a watering hole for clowns like me.

 

[Xelda]

Good afternoon Pops and Popsadoodles. I thought of a good reason to be married. Someone would be there to protect me from myself. I have the best ideas, but not always the best results. I blame Amazon.

 

[Runwildboys]

Good afternoon Pops and Popsadoodles. I thought of a good reason to be married. Someone would be there to protect me from myself. I have the best ideas, but not always the best results. I blame Amazon.

That might work for a month or so, then you'd tell him to mind his own business.

 

[Montanalo]

That might work for a month or so, then you'd tell him to mind his own business.

Over the past couple of days, I have been installing a Finnish dry sauna in our basement. I am neither a skilled carpenter nor a competent electrician, but I managed to get most of the work done... until today.

After uttering a few choice expletives, I took a break, read your post, had a few good belly laughs and am now ready to finish (or, Finnish) the job.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Runwildboys]

Over the past couple of days, I have been installing a Finnish dry sauna in our basement. I am neither a skilled carpenter nor a competent electrician, but I managed to get most of the work done... until today.

After uttering a few choice expletives, I took a break, read your post, had a few good belly laughs and am now ready to finish (or, Finnish) the job.

Thanks for the laugh.

Anytime, my friend! Good luck Finnishing up!

 

[Corso]

Yep, never neck with a vampire. Bud-a-bing!

I am dating myself again (because I am the only one that asked me out) with that term necking. Before it was making out, it was necking, petting and the elusive heavy petting.

No showing off of the cloacas you, yourself and... uh, you?