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How chauvinistic of me! I thought women could only be doctors and lawyers!
RW, this wouldn't happen so much if you didn't wear Wife Beaters. Just saying Brother........
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How chauvinistic of me! I thought women could only be doctors and lawyers!
Can you believe I remembered something from my Shakespeare classes in college?????
Kudos to you for recognizing it!!!!!!
In this instance, one of the characters is making fun of a lady's size that is coming toward them w/ a message. He's saying that she is as big as a ship!!!
My friend, don't let pain convince you that you're old. I've been in some type of pain every day for about 30 years, and I turn 55 at the end of the month.Good morning Pops and shout out to those with healthy feet. Sooooo, been having this issue with my left foot for about a month and was referred to a Podiatrist. I've had Plantar for 25 years and wear orthos when applicable and flip flops ain't applicable. However, I do get the good ones with support like Abeo, Vionic and Teva so he gave be a B- for that.
My next step, no pun intended, oh, ok, of course it was intended is to have a custom made AFO combo ortho/brace and begin to break that in to keep from the final solution, major invasive reconstructive surgery. A year to heal properly and 3 months of no weight and he wasn't even an optimist about the success, lots o tiny little bones in our feet. Plus he wouldn't even consider it until I am 12 months with Hector, who has been a little out of sorts since this ankle thing arrived. I have a family member and a friend that both had a surgery close to this but not as reconstructive and neither is much better. So I am motivated to see if this first stage of anti-inflammatory pills and ointment and this brace thingy will keep me from the knife because that really concerns me. I had dumped the Celebrex because of the long term side effects but now am back on them and I hate being dependent on meds
I know with what some of you have fought and beaten and Leon's eye, this seems like a minor issue but it is part of a more major one that has been troubling me. I take pride in neither acting or looking my age but lately I have been feeling much older and wounded inside than my actual age. Emotionally and mentally, I am in a weakened state and wonder what the hell "quality of life" even means anymore. I've spent the last 15 years in some kind of pain and grow weary of it. And being surrounded by a lot of old people worse off than I am is no longer doing the job. Makes me feel bad about myself using their situation like that.
Sorry for whining but I needed to vent to some folks I feel close to and I've got to be the strong one for my family, a role I do not like to portray but that's been mine for the last 8 years. OK, CC's pity party is coming to a close and I will adjust accordingly, just needed to get this out of my system.
Evening Pops and everyone...Good morning Pops and shout out to those with healthy feet. Sooooo, been having this issue with my left foot for about a month and was referred to a Podiatrist. I've had Plantar for 25 years and wear orthos when applicable and flip flops ain't applicable. However, I do get the good ones with support like Abeo, Vionic and Teva so he gave be a B- for that.
My next step, no pun intended, oh, ok, of course it was intended is to have a custom made AFO combo ortho/brace and begin to break that in to keep from the final solution, major invasive reconstructive surgery. A year to heal properly and 3 months of no weight and he wasn't even an optimist about the success, lots o tiny little bones in our feet. Plus he wouldn't even consider it until I am 12 months with Hector, who has been a little out of sorts since this ankle thing arrived. I have a family member and a friend that both had a surgery close to this but not as reconstructive and neither is much better. So I am motivated to see if this first stage of anti-inflammatory pills and ointment and this brace thingy will keep me from the knife because that really concerns me. I had dumped the Celebrex because of the long term side effects but now am back on them and I hate being dependent on meds
I know with what some of you have fought and beaten and Leon's eye, this seems like a minor issue but it is part of a more major one that has been troubling me. I take pride in neither acting or looking my age but lately I have been feeling much older and wounded inside than my actual age. Emotionally and mentally, I am in a weakened state and wonder what the hell "quality of life" even means anymore. I've spent the last 15 years in some kind of pain and grow weary of it. And being surrounded by a lot of old people worse off than I am is no longer doing the job. Makes me feel bad about myself using their situation like that.
Sorry for whining but I needed to vent to some folks I feel close to and I've got to be the strong one for my family, a role I do not like to portray but that's been mine for the last 8 years. OK, CC's pity party is coming to a close and I will adjust accordingly, just needed to get this out of my system.
That's it, Runny! Tell him and early Happy Birthday. Amputation seems a little extreme, don't you think? Prosthetics what? Oh Runny, shame, shame, shame.My friend, don't let pain convince you that you're old. I've been in some type of pain every day for about 30 years, and I turn 55 at the end of the month.
As for the surgery, would the healing time be faster if you just had it amputated? It's not like you'll be running track anyway, and ladies love prosthetics, especially with the attachments you'd come up with!
That's exactly what I said! SortaEvening Pops and everyone...
Awww CC buddy that news stinks. No matter the biological, mental or physical age any pain, discomfort or malady just seems to drag us down. Venting and trying to verbalize what's bothering us isn't necessarily a pity party, but great therapy. We've all been there and I've used the 'pity party' comment (even in this zone) more times than I'll ever admit. I find voicing what's pulling me down helps me to think more clearly about a situation. As for feeling you need to carry the load for the family... take a step back and let others takethe laboring oar. Become BossCC and tell them how to do it
Sorry. I feel very old today and seem to have lost my spunk and ability to comprehend.That's it, Runny! Tell him and early Happy Birthday. Amputation seems a little extreme, don't you think? Prosthetics what? Oh Runny, shame, shame, shame.
That's exactly what I said! Sorta
I feel for ya.Good morning Pops and shout out to those with healthy feet. Sooooo, been having this issue with my left foot for about a month and was referred to a Podiatrist. I've had Plantar for 25 years and wear orthos when applicable and flip flops ain't applicable. However, I do get the good ones with support like Abeo, Vionic and Teva so he gave be a B- for that.
My next step, no pun intended, oh, ok, of course it was intended is to have a custom made AFO combo ortho/brace and begin to break that in to keep from the final solution, major invasive reconstructive surgery. A year to heal properly and 3 months of no weight and he wasn't even an optimist about the success, lots o tiny little bones in our feet. Plus he wouldn't even consider it until I am 12 months with Hector, who has been a little out of sorts since this ankle thing arrived. I have a family member and a friend that both had a surgery close to this but not as reconstructive and neither is much better. So I am motivated to see if this first stage of anti-inflammatory pills and ointment and this brace thingy will keep me from the knife because that really concerns me. I had dumped the Celebrex because of the long term side effects but now am back on them and I hate being dependent on meds
I know with what some of you have fought and beaten and Leon's eye, this seems like a minor issue but it is part of a more major one that has been troubling me. I take pride in neither acting or looking my age but lately I have been feeling much older and wounded inside than my actual age. Emotionally and mentally, I am in a weakened state and wonder what the hell "quality of life" even means anymore. I've spent the last 15 years in some kind of pain and grow weary of it. And being surrounded by a lot of old people worse off than I am is no longer doing the job. Makes me feel bad about myself using their situation like that.
Sorry for whining but I needed to vent to some folks I feel close to and I've got to be the strong one for my family, a role I do not like to portray but that's been mine for the last 8 years. OK, CC's pity party is coming to a close and I will adjust accordingly, just needed to get this out of my system.
Awe Gramma, your thoughtful post shamed my post badly. You've still got it, girl!Sorry. I feel very old today and seem to have lost my spunk and ability to comprehend.
You've still got it, ksk. Don't think of it as "having" to pee, but rather "getting" to pee in the middle of the night. As for the dancing, we're going to need to see video and deliberate before doling out professional advice. Don't worry, I'm certain we can find safer and less stress inducing dance moves for you.I feel for ya.
As I get older, more and more parts of my body are protesting. Psoriasis kickin' in, doc says my cholestorol is high, heartburn, can't sleep more than 4 hours w/o having to go to the bathroom, and I can't dance more than a couple songs before my legs start giving out.
Now, this is an angle I hadn't considered and could get a parrot to go along with my peg leg. I would teach it to say "screw that cracker, Polly want another martini". And I could teach it to mess with Siri, who recognizes my cussing too readily and turns her back on me. And I see no reason to have a parrot and not teach it to cuss but it might pick that up just being around me so teaching would be a breeze.My friend, don't let pain convince you that you're old. I've been in some type of pain every day for about 30 years, and I turn 55 at the end of the month.
As for the surgery, would the healing time be faster if you just had it amputated? It's not like you'll be running track anyway, and ladies love prosthetics, especially with the attachments you'd come up with!
Could wear Depends to just stay in bed and go. I refuse to wear them until they have Depends Neon Thongs because fashion before comfort. I gave them a name for them, "Old Butt Still Naughty", but haven't heard back from them. I have a lot of ideas like this but haven't found any takers yet.I feel for ya.
As I get older, more and more parts of my body are protesting. Psoriasis kickin' in, doc says my cholestorol is high, heartburn, can't sleep more than 4 hours w/o having to go to the bathroom, and I can't dance more than a couple songs before my legs start giving out.
Speaking of moms in grocery stores, one of the Swiss Army tools could be a mirror...retractable, of course.Now, this is an angle I hadn't considered and could get a parrot to go along with my peg leg. I would teach it to say "screw that cracker, Polly want another martini". And I could teach it to mess with Siri, who recognizes my cussing too readily and turns her back on me. And I see no reason to have a parrot and not teach it to cuss but it might pick that up just being around me so teaching would be a breeze.
I would also have Swiss Army, the knife people, develop one of those life size 20 tools in one to screw into my leg and be the most useful man alive. And I could save money on flip flops by just using the right one and cutting the left one up into 40 different pieces that could fit under my peg. I would opt for the peg, parrot and pirate theme a lot because I've already got the "Daaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggg" down really well. I use it to make babies cry when their Moms are not looking in grocery stores and when they turn to tend to the baby, I throw a lot of items into their cart to make them believe their baby did it.
With a special off set refractor for the lard butts on those electric scooters. I passed by one of those a couple of weeks ago and the woman on it was so large that the overhang was hiding most of the little scooter. I could hear the poor cart going "I think I can, I think I can" as I passed by.Speaking of moms in grocery stores, one of the Swiss Army tools could be a mirror...retractable, of course.
No way!!!!! Wifey would be way too disappointed if I stopped swingin' her around!!!!!Awe Gramma, your thoughtful post shamed my post badly. You've still got it, girl!
You've still got it, ksk. Don't think of it as "having" to pee, but rather "getting" to pee in the middle of the night. As for the dancing, we're going to need to see video and deliberate before doling out professional advice. Don't worry, I'm certain we can find safer and less stress inducing dance moves for you.
As opposed to throwing stuff on the floor so the mommies would do a bendover to pick it up!!!!Now, this is an angle I hadn't considered and could get a parrot to go along with my peg leg. I would teach it to say "screw that cracker, Polly want another martini". And I could teach it to mess with Siri, who recognizes my cussing too readily and turns her back on me. And I see no reason to have a parrot and not teach it to cuss but it might pick that up just being around me so teaching would be a breeze.
I would also have Swiss Army, the knife people, develop one of those life size 20 tools in one to screw into my leg and be the most useful man alive. And I could save money on flip flops by just using the right one and cutting the left one up into 40 different pieces that could fit under my peg. I would opt for the peg, parrot and pirate theme a lot because I've already got the "Daaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggg" down really well. I use it to make babies cry when their Moms are not looking in grocery stores and when they turn to tend to the baby, I throw a lot of items into their cart to make them believe their baby did it.
GoT is absolutely addicting, isn't it? The dragons are so well done, I'd love to be part of that project!Morning, Pops and pen pals. Sorry to hear about the foot problems, CC but maybe the new treatment will help.
I have been binge watching Game of Thrones the last few days. I never thought I would be interested in it so I never watched it before. I'm almost through with season 3. Don't give me any spoilers, please. Today has some more planting, some more watching and some more eating, drinking, and merriment in store for me.
Have a great day, everyone.