Use Your Illusion;1929070 said:Oh god, this is just something I can see Jerry doing, too. I can see him sitting in his office right now, lips smacking, getting his rocks off at the thought of standing at the podium on draft day and holding up a "McFadden" jersey.
The worst thing? There's nobody there to tell him what a stupid idea this is.
Jerry: <lipsmack> Well ahhh.. I... think I'd like to trade the farm to ahhh.. bring Darren McFadden here to the Dallas Cahboys..
Wade: heh heh.. great idea boss! heh heh.. would ya like a biscuit?
Larry Lacewell: BRILLIANT IDEA JERRY!! CAN I GET AIR CONDITIONING BACK IN MY OFFICE?!
Jason Garrett: Pardon me for interjecting sir, I certainly wouldn't want to speak out of turn, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that the possibility has crossed my mind that trading our Pro Bowl Runningback and two first round picks might not be in the best interests of the ballclub.
Wade: heh heh.. <looks at Jerry, looks at Garrett, looks back at Jerry>
Jerry: Well ahhh.. <lipsmack>.. Jason... <presses eject button under desk, sending Jason Garrett plummeting through a trap door in the floor>.
Use Your Illusion;1929070 said:Oh god, this is just something I can see Jerry doing, too. I can see him sitting in his office right now, lips smacking, getting his rocks off at the thought of standing at the podium on draft day and holding up a "McFadden" jersey.
The worst thing? There's nobody there to tell him what a stupid idea this is.
Jerry: <lipsmack> Well ahhh.. I... think I'd like to trade the farm to ahhh.. bring Darren McFadden here to the Dallas Cahboys..
Wade: heh heh.. great idea boss! heh heh.. would ya like a biscuit?
Larry Lacewell: BRILLIANT IDEA JERRY!! CAN I GET AIR CONDITIONING BACK IN MY OFFICE?!
Jason Garrett: Pardon me for interjecting sir, I certainly wouldn't want to speak out of turn, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that the possibility has crossed my mind that trading our Pro Bowl Runningback and two first round picks might not be in the best interests of the ballclub.
Wade: heh heh.. <looks at Jerry, looks at Garrett, looks back at Jerry>
Jerry: Well ahhh.. <lipsmack>.. Jason... <presses eject button under desk, sending Jason Garrett plummeting through a trap door in the floor>.
:signmast:Alexander;1929111 said:Dreadful.
Comedy is not for you.
jterrell;1928797 said:If we tender MB3 at the first rounder then he can choose his team. If we tender him 1st and 3rd he can choose his team. No discussions needed. We can't make him sign an offer sheet. It is up to MB3 at that point. He could easily sign with the Pats and we'd get end of the round picks.
Boysboy;1929359 said:Who this thread goes on and on like the Energizer Bunny...
I STILL want a Ferrari.
I STILL want to marry Keira Knightly.
I STILL want to win the $50m lottery.
I STILL want a million dollar mansion.
I STILL want the city to give me free electricity and water.
I STILL want perfect weather year round.
So Jerry STILL wants McFadden? Big WHOOP! Pt being that I, along with he and pretty much every sane person on this planet is a REALIST, and will gladly take the cards dealt to them, and utilize them to the best of our abilities.
rw54;1929377 said:I would trade Barber, Spears, Carpenter, Ayodele, Fasano, and Kosier for the number 1. That is 6 for 1. Leaves us short at LB, but they are cheap on the FA market. We keep 1 and 28 and use 22 for a trade down, maybe for a first next year. I love Barber, but his running style will shorten his career. I would not trade Barber and any first round picks - they are too valuable. I would also be happy with sitting tight and taking DRC and the top rated player regardless of position left on the board at 28.
rw54;1929377 said:I would trade Barber, Spears, Carpenter, Ayodele, Fasano, and Kosier for the number 1. That is 6 for 1. Leaves us short at LB, but they are cheap on the FA market. We keep 1 and 28 and use 22 for a trade down, maybe for a first next year. I love Barber, but his running style will shorten his career. I would not trade Barber and any first round picks - they are too valuable. I would also be happy with sitting tight and taking DRC and the top rated player regardless of position left on the board at 28.
YoMick;1928873 said:If we lose Barber(plus whatever else) for McFadden then I will join the doom and gloomers.
If we give up our 1st rounders for McFadden then we are just going back to the old Jerry. Hey why not... he is bringing everyone back from those days.
Two first rounders for McFad is not all that different than his last mistake with two first rounders for Galloway.
ctrous25;1928732 said:Chris Mortinson was just on NFL Countdown and reported Dallas is interested in getting the 1st pick from miami so we could get Darren McFadden.. only problem is we would apparently have to give up MBIII... ANYBODY BUT THE BARBARIAN!!! NO JERRY NO!!!
SkinsandTerps;1928855 said:Maybe Jerruh is losing it, like Davis in Oakland.
Bach;1929423 said:You have to have "it" to lose "it". He's always been a horrible football man.
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