I can hear it, brother!
It got the dog to barking and that scared the cat enough to run under the front porch,,,well that raised hell with my pet javelina that chills out under there during the heat of the day to where it shot straight up thru the floor boards and by the fates that surely await,that fuzzed up my saddle mule tethered to the corner post that's holding up the front porch roof to where it pulled it's Chuck Norris spinning mule shoe casing-liner and thusly collapsed the porch roof effectively blocking my front door egress,,, don't worry about me ,I'll be alright till the whiskey runs out ,,,then I'll figure out a way to catch that J-train rumbling thru,,,as the apparent Havoc that thing is capable of is remarkable