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[Melonfeud]

enthusiasm?
Is that what it is?

I just thought you had a roll of "daily Elvis facts" toilet paper and ate alot of prunes

Dang! That is of some HILARIOUS humor right there,


Don't you agree @cowboyec? ,,,not so much about the "Elvis facts T.P" cuz' that would kinda' be a pretty cool item to keep& not use(IMO) but about that " eating a lot of prunes" part kinda' busted me up laughing,ya know?

 

[kskboys]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were born on Friday the 13th.

As was I.

 

[Runwildboys]

As was I.

You can't just stalk people and claim to be born on the same day!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

On October 4, 1970, Janis Joplin died of a heroin overdose. She had bought heroin that was stronger than usual and didn't know it. Other people who bought the same stuff from the same dealer also overdosed.

 

[Paradox]

Edgar Allan Poe married his 13 year old first cousin.

 

[Londonboy]

“Almost” is the longest word in English with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Almost is tied with a host of others, begins is one of them.

 

[Runwildboys]

Almost is tied with a host of others, begins is one of them.

Plurals don't count! (Yes, I know it's not plural...and I also know that wouldn't matter.... I'm just feeling contrary this morning.)

 

[Londonboy]

Plurals don't count! (Yes, I know it's not plural...and I also know that wouldn't matter.... I'm just feeling contrary this morning.)

I almost went with aegilops, but Proper Nouns and Medical terms are cheating.

 

[Runwildboys]

I almost went with aegilops, but Proper Nouns and Medical terms are cheating.

Agreed. They don't really count as English words, I would think.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Edgar Allan Poe married his 13 year old first cousin.

That's true, and she up and croaked on him, causing much of his misery.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

One of the most bizarre cultural facts about England is that it's actually illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

 

[Runwildboys]

One of the most bizarre cultural facts about England is that it's actually illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

Punishable by death.

 

[Melonfeud]

As was I.

kpricpes , tis an A - HOLE born unto the burden of mankind such as He be once again to shoulder & bear,,,? Stab the harlot& slay the fatty Arbuckle's casing-liner of his sexualized endeavors lest ruin awaitth upon us ALL

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[Runwildboys]

kpricpes , tis an A - HOLE born unto the burden of mankind such as He be once again to shoulder & bear,,,? Stab the harlot& slay the fatty Arbuckle's casing-liner of his sexualized endeavors lest ruin awaitth upon us ALL

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You even confuse yourself sometimes, don't ya?

 

[Melonfeud]

You even confuse yourself sometimes, don't ya?

Perhaps, yet not as often as the others in standing assembly,,,

 

[GMO415]

Mozambique Drill:
Fire two consecutive shots to the upper torso followed by a shot to the head. This is supposed to incompasitate the suspect. It's also called the Failure Drill.

The ideal placement for a head shot is the area around the eyes and nose. The bullet will more than likely separate the spinal cord.

 

[Melonfeud]

Plurals don't count! (Yes, I know it's not plural...and I also know that wouldn't matter.... I'm just feeling contrary this morning.)

SHEESE!,,,just when ain't you?

 

[Melonfeud]

Mozambique Drill:
Fire two consecutive shots to the upper torso followed by a shot to the head. This is supposed to incompasitate the suspect. It's also called the Failure Drill.

The ideal placement for a head shot is the area around the eyes and nose. The bullet will more than likely separate the spinal cord.

or employ the "killer Jim Miller" (1890's Pecos Tx. Lawman& one weasel slick murdering MO-FO) fusil of non-f***ery,the SHOTGUN.
Ya know that little Rugar LCP .380
Design was directly stolen from KEL-TECS P3at .380 ? As they didn't slap a patent on it AND Rugar jumped all over that.

 

[Montanalo]

When scuba diving, it is difficult, if not impossible to pass gas (or, the less PC term, fart) below 66 ft or 3 atm of pressure. Now, the ascent to shallower water takes on a whole new adventure.

 

[Melonfeud]

During the 1871 spring nesting season of the now nonexistent Passinger Pigeon, a local ammunition supplier sold 3 tons of gunpowder & 16 tons of shot to the local areas market hunters of a single, migratory local nesting A.O.