OK,. let me get this straight. SEA tells DAL about the benches, which is weird enough on its own, and DAL calls a company in CLE to deliver the benches? From where? Do they keep those benches in CLE? Did a company in CLE make those benches?
"Hi, I am calling on behalf of Jerry Jones, what?, yeah Booger, and we'd like to order 6 heated benches and have them delivered to FedEx field in Maryland. And oh yeah, could you make the name Cowboys a little larger than the last batch we ordered? Hold on, what? Oh, OK. Would you happen to have the name of a florist there specializing in funeral wreaths?"
I tell you what, the Cowboys lose this game and Booger might grab McCarthy and jump on the boat for a little cruise to parts unknown.
OK, we need a name for this. How about Benchgate?