I can't even say if Roy "sucks" or not, because honestly, because after 3-4 years of the bar constantly and steadily being lowered I don't even know what he does at this point to judge whether or not he even sucks at it.
Here's basically a recap of the last 3 years..
Me: Roy shouldn’t have let that WR get behind him. We’re playing a cover 2 zone, basic football 101, and that’s the first rule for any safety playing cover 2.
RW apologist: That’s not his fault.
Me: What do you mean?|
RW apologist: Roy shouldn’t be asked to play deep coverage on a WR.
Me: He’s an NFL safety. Every team in the league runs the Cover 2, a lot of teams use it as their base defense. That’s what the cover 2 stands for … 2 safeties deep. Every safety is asked to do it.
RW apologists: Maybe so, but Roy isn’t suited for it. It’s unfair to ask him to ever cover a WR.
Me: Well, I guess he’s covering TE’s then?
RW apologists: Covering TE’s? Please. Completely unfair.
Me: Why? Most TE’s outweigh him by 30-40 lbs. Its unfair to ask him to athletically keep up with a player that’s 40 lbs. heavier than he is?
RW apologists: Yep.
Me: That really doesn’t make much sense, and I see other safeties do it quite a lot … but okay. So he can’t cover WR’s and he can’t cover TE’s … we’re running out of positions here. I guess he covers RB’s?
RW: Unless they’re really athletic. That would be unfair.
Me: Ohhhhkay. So what does he do then?
RW Apologists: Well, he’s really great at defending the run.
Me: Okay, well that’s a start. I see, he plays amongst the big boys. Taking on blocks, doing some dirty work, and ….
RW Apologist: Wait, that would be unfair. Those guys outweigh him by a lot. It’s best if he’s just allowed to run free to the football and everyone else take on blocks for him.
Me: So … all the other 10 players on defense cover the guys that he can’t cover and then take on the blocks that he can’t take on?
RW Apolgist: Exactly. He’s really good when you put him in that situation. He can run free to the football and 'stick his head in there'.
Me: And we couldn’t find anyone to have no responsibilities, run free to the football and ‘stick his head in there’ for less than $5 million a year?
RW Apologist: Nope. He’s really something at it. Except he has a little problem with wrapping up.
Me: Ohhhhhhkay. Well, I guess my problem is that our front 7 is really good at stopping the run by themselves. They really don’t need extra help in that area. Besides, in today’s NFL there’s really not many teams that are traditional power running teams. Its going towards more spread offenses and shorter passing routes. We could really use more help in pass coverage in the secondary.
RW Apologist: That may be, but that’s not Roy’s problem.
Me: So what does he do against a good passing team that's no threat to run the ball?
RW Apologist: Hmm … lemme see. Well, he’s a good blitzer.
Me: Okay, so now we’re getting somewhere. How many sacks does he have?
RW Apologist: Zero.
Me. Lemme guess … not his fault?
RW Apologist: Now you’re getting the hang of it.