Rumor: Miles Austin is dating Kim Kardashian *MERGE*

Girl next door sweetness > self absorbed paparazzi skank


She may be beautiful, but she is high maintenance beautiful and that just bugs me.
 
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http://i846.***BLOCKED***/albums/ab23/SirHypnotoad/Cowboys/2009/Week15%20NO/miles.jpg

:busty: :catty: :banjo: :mchammer: :beatit:
 
Bleu Star;3435219 said:
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http://i846.***BLOCKED***/albums/ab23/SirHypnotoad/Cowboys/2009/Week15%20NO/miles.jpg

:busty: :catty: :banjo: :mchammer: :beatit:

that chick/guy 2nd from the right in the 2nd pic is disgusting.



that chick in the middle is probably why M.A was there.
 
Bob Sacamano;3435179 said:
Don't get me wrong. A fat *** is nice. But I wouldn't go so far as to fetishize about it.

i feel ya, some people take it way too far and like fat chicks cause of it, but she has the upper half to match an i think her face is real straight. in the tape she got good lookin parts, ya dig- the tape is the only problem, couldnt wife it cause of that. but could have alot of fun with it and im sure he is.
 
sm0kie13;3435249 said:
i feel ya, some people take it way too far and like fat chicks cause of it, but she has the upper half to match an i think her face is real straight. in the tape she got good lookin parts, ya dig- the tape is the only problem, couldnt wife it cause of that. but could have alot of fun with it and im sure he is.

This.
 
Yeagermeister;3434731 said:
Compared to the other sister both are gorgeous. :laugh2:
compared to the other sister Miss Piggy is gorgeous
 
Whats wrong with him having some fun? He's not gonna marry the chick. And she's smokin. Wow. The view from behind could be the next great wonder of the world.

I'm 95% sure most of the negative responses in this thread are out of pure jealousy because there is not a single one of us if we were single, and some if not :D that wouldn't have a problem with some wham bam damn thank you ma'am action.
 
Maikeru-sama;3435132 said:
To each his own.

To me, that is just disgusting.

Abnormally big is not attractive to me.

Her *** is abnormally big.

I think some people have bought too much into the booty shaking, "back that *** up" mentality.
 
Good! As long as he stays away from Olivia Munn! She's mine I say...MINE!!! :laugh1:
 
Hoofbite;3435445 said:
Abnormally big is not attractive to me.

Her *** is abnormally big.

I think some people have bought too much into the booty shaking, "back that *** up" mentality.
If that tail got any bigger someone could plant a flag in it and say they climbed a mountain. :D
 
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I avoid at all cost all things Kardashian, but the NATIONAL ENQUIRER has an offline story about Kim Kardashian today that I thought I'd pass along - for the benefit of Cowboys haters fans.

In a story yet to hit the web, the Enquirer reports that the possessor of reality television's finest wide receiver is now hooking up with Dallas Cowboys pass catcher Miles Austin.

Kardashian invited Austin to attend an NBA Finals game on June 6, only they didn't sit together. (Fun!) Though they later did dinner at Casa Vega in Los Angeles.

Excerpt:

"Kim's carving out more time in her schedule to be with Miles, and she's telling those close to her that he's 'the one.'"

Now for the scary part: (No, no Khloe photos.)

"Her mom, Kris, is hoping Miles is the right guy as well. Kim turns 30 in October, and her mother is pushing for her to get married and start a family before too long."

For all we know this is yet another planted plot for the Keeping Up With The Harpies reality charade.

But as Austin is a non-sequitur name and there are specific dates and locations in the report, I have a tendency to subscribe to the veracity of the story.

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http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978307828
 
Everything was so peaceful and quiet.

Now austin will be villainized and he is going to be the but of every joke, sorry with that chick, butt of every joke...

oh well.

the lack of nonsense was fun while it lasted, now we are all going to have to listen to morons like mike florio talk about this everyday.

at least explains why austin seems to be in LA all the time.

sigh.
:eek::
 
67CowboysFan;3435454 said:
If that tail got any bigger someone could plant a flag in it and say they climbed a mountain. :D

Oh what a mountain I'd like to climb.
 
If Miles marries or dates that herpes trap, I will lose lot of respect for him.

He seems smart enough to stay away from trash.
 

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