Sayings You Were Raised Around

[Runwildboys]

Its an old Irish saying from the early 1800s. In rural areas there was always a black metal pot of stew or something similar simmering on a turf fire/stove accompanied by a black metal teapot brewing tea. It has similar sentiment to the old biblical saying re: he who is without sin can cast the first stone....

Good to know, thanks!...but it still sounds racist.

 

[Cowpolk]

Wild monkey dance

 

[YosemiteSam]

• If you feel froggie, jump!
• SLUG BUG! ~ First person to see a VW bug, gets to slug someone while shouting SLUG BUG!
• POPEYE! ~ First person to see a car with a single headlight working, you punch someone while yelling POPEYE! (yeah, there was a lot of punching in my family!)
• Skid marks ~ bleep stains in your underwear!
• Baking bread. ~ You need to take a crap
• Drop a load ~ See above (actually, it has two meanings, but we will stick with the one noted)
• Pinch a loaf ~ Again, see above except the action of getting the bread out of the oven!
• Drain the main vain ~ Take a leak.
• MOLDED! ~ Basically when something bad happens to you and your brother, sister, friend yells MOLDED at you. (this was mainly from when I lived in California)
• ROOTED! ~ Same as above, but came out of Oklahoma.

 

[CouchCoach]

• If you feel froggie, jump!
• SLUG BUG! ~ First person to see a VW bug, gets to slug someone while shouting SLUG BUG!
• POPEYE! ~ First person to see a car with a single headlight working, you punch someone while yelling POPEYE! (yeah, there was a lot of punching in my family!)
• Skid marks ~ bleep stains in your underwear!
• Baking bread. ~ You need to take a crap
• Drop a load ~ See above (actually, it has two meanings, but we will stick with the one noted)
• Pinch a loaf ~ Again, see above except the action of getting the bread out of the oven!
• Drain the main vain ~ Take a leak.
• MOLDED! ~ Basically when something bad happens to you and your brother, sister, friend yells MOLDED at you. (this was mainly from when I lived in California)
• ROOTED! ~ Same as above, but came out of Oklahoma.

This explains a lot about you.

 

[YosemiteSam]

That second one always struck me as racist, so I try to remember not to use it.

Nah, back in the day black pots and kettles were common. (hell burn marks when they were used directly over fire)

It had nothing to do with race, it was about a hypocrite pointing out your error when he/she does the exact same thing.

 

[YosemiteSam]

This explains a lot about you.

 

[CouchCoach]

Nah, back in the day black pots and kettles were common. (hell burn marks when they were used directly over fire)

It had nothing to do with race, it was about a hypocrite pointing out your error when he/she does the exact same thing.

That was a much used saying by everybody. Not only were they common but cast iron was dominant in the kitchens.

 

[Runwildboys]

Nah, back in the day black pots and kettles were common. (hell burn marks when they were used directly over fire)

It had nothing to do with race, it was about a hypocrite pointing out your error when he/she does the exact same thing.

Right, but it's the intimation that being black is a bad thing that makes it seem racist to me.

 

[kskboys]

Knockin' boots
Doin' the nasty
Bangin'
Makin' whoopie (Be sure not to capitalize that, or it conjures up regretful images.)

Makin' 10 toes 20

 

[kskboys]

• If you feel froggie, jump!
• SLUG BUG! ~ First person to see a VW bug, gets to slug someone while shouting SLUG BUG!
• POPEYE! ~ First person to see a car with a single headlight working, you punch someone while yelling POPEYE! (yeah, there was a lot of punching in my family!)
• Skid marks ~ bleep stains in your underwear!
• Baking bread. ~ You need to take a crap
• Drop a load ~ See above (actually, it has two meanings, but we will stick with the one noted)
• Pinch a loaf ~ Again, see above except the action of getting the bread out of the oven!
• Drain the main vain ~ Take a leak.
• MOLDED! ~ Basically when something bad happens to you and your brother, sister, friend yells MOLDED at you. (this was mainly from when I lived in California)
• ROOTED! ~ Same as above, but came out of Oklahoma.

Dropping some swimmers off at the pool!!!

 

[YosemiteSam]

Right, but it's the intimation that being black is a bad thing that makes it seem racist to me.

They are both black. lol

 

[YosemiteSam]

Dropping some swimmers off at the pool!!!

Barry Switzer. Find that hole, that dark spot!

 

[CouchCoach]

Dropping some swimmers off at the pool!!!

I don't think my Mom would have let me play with you and Sam.

 

[kskboys]

I don't think my Mom would have let me play with you and Sam.

My mom wouldn't let me play w/ myself. Hold it.....never mind.

 

[DanteEXT]

And if a bull frog had wings he wouldn't hit his *** when he jumped

Wish in one hand, crap in the other, see which one gets filled up first (he didn't say crap though)

Hell (insert name here), Stevie Wonder could see that. (Sometimes changed out with Ray Charles)

Probably more I can't remember. My dad also used the witch's tit and well diggers arse mentioned by others a lot

 

[cowboyec]

another dad classic...use it alot....

if you dont wanna hear the answer...dont ask the question.

 

[Runwildboys]

Better to be quiet and look the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[Cowpolk]

There once was a man from Nantucket

 

[Aviano90]

"I'll tell you what I'll tell you"
"Is a frog's *** water tight?"

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

"Let's not do that but say we did"