Runwildboys
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"Runwildboys" was inspired by my 3 nephews, who'd gotten yelled at by a nasty neighbor lady, for running through her yard. They crossed a tiny little corner of her back yard on their way home, trying to make it in time for the Cowboys game kickoff, and she saw them and freaked out.
By the start of the 2nd quarter, the cops were at my brother's house, with the witch standing behind them, yelling at the top of her lungs at the boys, calling them white trash little heathens, etc. The cops finally left just before halftime, and my brother promised them his boys would never even walk in the street near the lady's house, to which the woman replied, "If I ever see them near my yard again, I'm gonna sic my dogs on them!"
Later on, after the game, we saw the lady walking her dogs down the street, as she always did, and I knew she'd be gone for at least an hour, so I got the boys together, and went to her house. The door was open, so I let them in and said, "Run wild boys!!!" They proceeded to just destroy the house, breaking dishes, vases, and liquor bottles, dumping house plants into her Steinway grand piano, and turning the water on in the bathtub with the plug in, so it'd overflow.
The cops were back at my brother's house an hour and a half later, with ice cream for the boys.
That's the story of my user name.................................Just kidding..... I just wanted the Cowboys to run more.
By the start of the 2nd quarter, the cops were at my brother's house, with the witch standing behind them, yelling at the top of her lungs at the boys, calling them white trash little heathens, etc. The cops finally left just before halftime, and my brother promised them his boys would never even walk in the street near the lady's house, to which the woman replied, "If I ever see them near my yard again, I'm gonna sic my dogs on them!"
Later on, after the game, we saw the lady walking her dogs down the street, as she always did, and I knew she'd be gone for at least an hour, so I got the boys together, and went to her house. The door was open, so I let them in and said, "Run wild boys!!!" They proceeded to just destroy the house, breaking dishes, vases, and liquor bottles, dumping house plants into her Steinway grand piano, and turning the water on in the bathtub with the plug in, so it'd overflow.
The cops were back at my brother's house an hour and a half later, with ice cream for the boys.
That's the story of my user name.................................Just kidding..... I just wanted the Cowboys to run more.