SJ's Greatest Hits (His best stupid quotes)

Stephen “Birth Certificate” Jones has started this week once again revealing his arrogance, stupidity and lifelong sense of entitlement with his comments today about the team taking the off-season approach of being “selectively aggressive”. (Translation: 1. We don’t know what we’re doing and 2. We think the fans will “get over” their frustrations when we blow more smoke about what we “might do”.
absurd

they build through the draft. the cowboys philosophy. the cowboys are not going to spend their way to prosperity just because you're jealous of philadelphia.
 
“The biggest thing- with free agency, I just don’t think you can make a living there. That’s what we’ve always said. I think you’re overpaying in free agency most of the time.
He's not wrong

Remember Marco Rivera and the other defensive tackle they signed that year. You guys beloved, Bill Parcells, signed a lot a guys and only the one offensive lineman was worth the investment

The big offensive lineman from Arizona signed a big deal here and he was good for maybe two years
 
  • 2020: “Monday on 105.3, Stephen Jones says they were happy with the moves they made and that they were still “in the fight” to win the NFC East. (With a 3-7 record) The reaction among the Cowboys fans was basicall
Weren't they in it till the end? I felt that team could've made a run. Hell, some foolishly believed they would've made a run if they could've made it out of Seattle in 2006.
 
Jerry’s going to lead us to a Championship…sooner or later.”
check the where the cowboys record ranks amongst the lead since that quote.
check how many division titles and playoff appearances since that quote
check how many times jj has rebuilt his roster since that quote
 
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Someone should ask him about that 2016 statement and why he sounds so different now. Now he air-quotes the drought and talks about how much success we've had lately.

"Of course," Jones responded. "I mean, I'm worried every day that we don't get a championship. You worry about that all the time. That's why we're very aggressive in trying to get there. It's just not acceptable in our minds that we haven't been able to win a championship in so long. I do worry about that. I worry about that all the time.

"I worry about that with older fans, that they finally say, 'We're done.' That's why we try to do everything we can to show respect to our fans, to do things that I think are good things that our fans think are good things for our team. But at the end of the day, as I said, it's all about the game and it's all about winning a championship, and we got to get that done."
Out of all his stupid quotes, this one always stuck with me as well over the years. I wonder if he even remembers that quote, he made. He's losing the new generation of fans born and raised in DFW the last 20 years if he hasn't lost them already. If he was scared of the old fans moving on, what did he think of the new fans that never got on board?
 
I knew secret sauce would be on the top before I clicked. :laugh:

The secret sauce was pulling a geriatric Monte Kiffen out of Shady Acres Retirement Village and having him run the defense.
 
watching the desperate homers trying to defend the disaster that is the Dallas Cowboys so called efforts to win championships (which we know is a lie anyway) is somewhat amusing
 
Stephen “Birth Certificate” Jones has started this week once again revealing his arrogance, stupidity and lifelong sense of entitlement with his comments today about the team taking the off-season approach of being “selectively aggressive”. (Translation: 1. We don’t know what we’re doing and 2. We think the fans will “get over” their frustrations when we blow more smoke about what we “might do”.

Here’s a walk down a decade long memory lane of a few of SJ’s most stupid or arrogant quotes with links to the original stories. Each link is prefaced by an SJ actual quote.
This is a very incomplete and short list. It could include many more examples of the arrogance, stupidity and entitlement of Stephen Jones. There isn’t a team in professional football that would hire this guy.
BULLET!!!
I'd like to serve SJ a big bowl of STHU and I got the spoons.
 
Another fun one comes to mind….with a week or two to go this past season, he was asked about McCarthys future in Dallas.

He says something to the effect of theyve ‘been so focused on winning the last few (meaningless) games that they hadn’t thought about it.’

Really? You haven’t THOUGHT about it? That’s so outrageous it almost has to be a lie, but I’m not so sure.

What exactly does the FO need to do toward winning games at the end of ANY season, let alone a lost one?

Sorry but the circus is well on its way toward getting much worse before getting any better. Does anyone honestly think that 82 year old Jerry and Stephen can rebuild this roster correctly?

We have recently seen how Jerry and Dak have handled adversity/tough questions. It’s about to get ugly. Real ugly.
 

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