Someone Tell Me What Witten Is Trying To Say Here?

[Clove]

He just needs to start at the bottom and work his way up. Most these guys like Garrett just floats through life getting whatever they want without earning it, and this is the result. Got lucky with Romo

 

[jwooten15]

This is like a white version of ESPN Emmitt. I didn't think Witten would be great (like Romo), but I cringe listening to him.

 

[DenCWBY]

Ouch

 

[Blake]

Sounded like Jim Carrey making those funny noises he sometimes does.

 

[J12B]

Let's be honest, Monday Night Football is a total disaster

 

[Rogerthat12]

Disaster...

 

[Idgit]

It's hilarious watching Witten fight his own tongue on these broadcasts. I can't imagine why anybody thought he'd be eloquent enough to put in front of a camera in the first place. This was never his bag.

It's just his first year, but he's already basically a mascot in the booth.

 

[Pompey-Cowboy]

Ha Ha Ha, brilliant.

 

[DogFace]

Eaabacu-uhbakeeumm-ebocam

Im not sure what the confusion was about.
Pay attention!!

 

[RoboQB]

I liked that he made fun of himself referencing his "rabbit out of their head" comment.

Witten is here to stay. Ex-Cowboys are network gold (minus Emmitt, of course) He'll get better.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Booger is terrible as well...

 

[nate dizzle]

He'll get better.

There's really nowhere to go but up from here.

 

[TheCount]

Witten's gonna mess around and get fired.

 

[Verdict]

I still don't think Witten is bad for a first year - he has some slip ups, but I just don't like the 3 commentators. it's a stupid setup, and Booger seems to get far too personal as a color broadcaster.

Booger isn't very good, but he is better than the other two and the network is using him to prop up the team by the jukebox.

 

[Noclaf]

It's all around horrible broadcast. All of the guys in the booth are horrible.

 

[sunalsorises]

Jason Witten is so good not even that toupee can properly cover him.

 

[Noclaf]

Let's be honest, Monday Night Football is a total disaster

It's embarrassing, ESPN needs to retool this and fast

 

[foofighters]

This is like a white version of ESPN Emmitt. I didn't think Witten would be great (like Romo), but I cringe listening to him.

I am not a fan of Witten in the both but Emmitt was all sorts of bad. I don't know if anyone will ever compare to how bad Emmitt was.

 

[JoeKing]

Sounded like he was tongue tied with someone's name. Who know's what he was trying to pull out of his head?

 

[Plankton]

Witten really pulled a rabbit out of his head with that name.