Someone Tell Me What Witten Is Trying To Say Here?

[zrinkill]

Oh look ........ another let's make fun of one of the greatest Cowboys of all time thread

 

[SoupcanSam]

Witten is just "terribad" in the booth. Should be fired and never given another chance again.

 

[Blackspider214]

That crew is awful. Booger might be the worst person I ever heard doing sports.

Thing is, Booger is much better than Witten. That is a huge indictment of how bad Witten is.

 

[Blackspider214]

Oh look ........ another let's make fun of one of the greatest Cowboys of all time thread

Need some tissues? Lighten up francis. Witten will be ok.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

I still don't think Witten is bad for a first year - he has some slip ups, but I just don't like the 3 commentators. it's a stupid setup, and Booger seems to get far too personal as a color broadcaster.

They are one of the worst team to go on the air since O.J. and Co.

 

[Tangle_Foot]

I listened to it several times and after I stop laughing I'm convinced that it's Vulcan for, I suck at this

 

[Silver Surfer]

Why some of you guys would rather pick a Booger than a Witten is beyond me.

(Somebody had to go there eventually.....)

 

[HowardC]

Just come back witten. I don’t know if you have noticed but we need a TE.

He can't the helmet will ruin his new hair.

 

[zrinkill]

Need some tissues?

I am not the one crying over how a guy announces things

 

[CouchCoach]

Lookit, I enjoyed Jason Witten as a player, and think that he's a slam dunk HOF player.

As an analyst, he's an unmitigated disaster. He's not quick on his feet, he trips over himself constantly, and rarely provides any insight that is truly illuminating. I personally want to throat punch Joe Tessitore - there may not be a more annoying broadcaster doing football games. Booger is probably the least offensive of the three, and he's no great shakes. ESPN needs to blow this booth up.

I will see your Joe Tessitore and raise you a Beth Mowins or Gus Johnson.

 

[CouchCoach]

The difference between Witten and Romo in the booth couldn't be more extreme
He's really tough to listen to

Agree but Romo is hard to listen to because he lacks voice projection. He's got a soft voice to begin with and doesn't understand broadcasting yet. It's not what he says, it's the level he says it at that makes me drone out on about half of what he's saying.

 

[SportsGuru80]

He's horrible on TV...

 

[Angus12]

He is learning and growing. When he took Romo to Cabo, Witten was heard ordering ournchiladees and hackymolee. And calling the waiters Joe-say and Amphonio.

Comedy.

It's harder than it looks, folks.

 

[rynochop]

Booger sounds like he's at home watching from his couch with his headset on chiming in occasionally

 

[Roadtrip635]

With a bit of luck, Witten could parlay his miscues into this generation's Yogi Berra.

I am sure when Witten gets to that fork in the road, he'll take it.

I hope so too, he should fully embrace it and go full Witt with it. If he doesn't he'll just "kick himself in the foot"
He's comedy gold, I tell you, gold!

 

[Roadtrip635]

I might be in the minority, but I'm more inclined to watch MNF just because of Witten and his "Wittenisms". He has that shiny new hair and he's funny, I hope ESPN keeps him and can appreciate his comedy genius.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Comedy.

It's harder than it looks, folks.

Witten was being comedic?
Your sis said the other night that Witten was unintelligible but never mentioned comedic. But she talks in her sleep.
Further, bovine lad, methinks you mixed your words somewhat.
Comedy, unless it is slapstick, seems or sounds or is read in a comedic sense.
I could be wrong.
I will ask your mom when I see her on Thursdays. She is smart, though naming a child after a bovine is a bit odd, don't you think? Otherwise I am keen on her and she is super sophisticated and stuff.
Hollah! And brings me a dollah!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Booger sounds like he's at home watching from his couch with his headset on chiming in occasionally

 

[GrammaJan]

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I could view it... can't stop chuckling. No idea what he was trying to say but it was funny nonetheless

 

[nightrain]

He's channeling his inner Shannon Sharpe