Speculation: Cowboys should acquire JPP

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First line: JJ Watt is the king of pass deflections, has 1 INT his entire career. I'm just going to out on a limb here and say having a few extra fingers wouldn't make a difference in that department.

Mother of jaysus, the fingers aren't extra they are the normal amount, I can't even take you serious.

Second line: Unless you can pinpoint that is the exact reason for his lack of sacks, I'll just go ahead and say the burden of proof is on you. There are numerous players in this league that disrupt the backfield without having a high amount of sacks, all 10 fingers.

Crab claw, Hellboy club, stump, physical deformity, getting blowed the hell up... take your pick. His lack of filling out a pair of gloves is the problem. 14 sacks previous season, Number of opposable thumbs :2

I'm actually not a HUGE fan of JPP, I have my very own criticisms of him. I'm not even advocating signing him, I'm of the stance of signing a cheap pass rushing DE and seeing what we got in Gregory next season. What I AM doing, and have done quite well, is countering your initial post making it seem it would be a joke to sign him when he will most likely have interest in the open market for good reason. He'd be a good signing and would have an immediate impact on our defensive line.

But at least you seem to be trying with your arguments now. That's an improvement.

I'm not trying because your argument isn't worth it. You aren't worth it Rowdyfan25.

"Done quite well" someone has an unjustified high opinion of themselves and the worth of their words, all you've done is quote PFF pressure stats. Wiping your own arse must be a real accomplishment if you will pat yourself on the back over that.

Your not a fan of JPP, you're a fan of pointless arguments on message boards.I can smell the loneliness off you.

Change your avatar and prove you aren't a spam bot.

Pick what his contract will end up as if you claim to be so clever. Also feel free to stop living, no pressure, but pressure.
 

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Mother of jaysus, the fingers aren't extra they are the normal amount, I can't even take you serious.



Crab claw, Hellboy club, stump, physical deformity, getting blowed the hell up... take your pick. His lack of filling out a pair of gloves is the problem. 14 sacks previous season, Number of opposable thumbs :2



I'm not trying because your argument isn't worth it. You aren't worth it Rowdyfan25.

"Done quite well" someone has an unjustified high opinion of themselves and the worth of their words, all you've done is quote PFF pressure stats. Wiping your own arse must be a real accomplishment if you will pat yourself on the back over that.

Your not a fan of JPP, you're a fan of pointless arguments on message boards.I can smell the loneliness off you.

Change your avatar and prove you aren't a spam bot.

Pick what his contract will end up as if you claim to be so clever. Also feel free to stop living, no pressure, but pressure.

Did you seriously just hope for me to commit suicide/die in some other way? Haha, is this really getting to you that much? If this is a "pointless argument", why do you continue to engage in it?

Recap: So you initially start out mocking JPP (Which is fine, I understand he's a meme now and most of the time it's funny), but you make it seem as though he didn't have a successful 8 games in 2015. Your arguments about sacks start to fall apart, so you start to dodge and create cop outs like "Your avatar isn't to my liking". Then the mere discussion gets under your skin so much that you hope for death on another user.

This is one for the ages right here. :lmao:
 

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Did you seriously just hope for me to commit suicide/die in some other way? Haha, is this really getting to you that much? If this is a "pointless argument", why do you continue to engage in it?

Recap: So you initially start out mocking JPP (Which is fine, I understand he's a meme now and most of the time it's funny), but you make it seem as though he didn't have a successful 8 games in 2015. Your arguments about sacks start to fall apart, so you start to dodge and create cop outs like "Your avatar isn't to my liking". Then the mere discussion gets under your skin so much that you hope for death on another user.

This is one for the ages right here. :lmao:

I'm just trying to help you realise why everyone you come in contact with doesn't like you. Ya know, because you don't learn to good n stuff.

My argument didn't fall apart, you ignored it because you want to talk about pff pressures.

I'm pointing out anyone with a Rowdy avatar can't be trusted to open a child proof cap, but of course this goes over your head.

Tell me again how JPP is the hero Dallas needs and deserves because you decided so. That's never gonna get old.
 

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I'm just trying to help you realise why everyone you come in contact with doesn't like you. Ya know, because you don't learn to good n stuff.

My argument didn't fall apart, you ignored it because you want to talk about pff pressures.

I'm pointing out anyone with a Rowdy avatar can't be trusted to open a child proof cap, but of course this goes over your head.

Tell me again how JPP is the hero Dallas needs and deserves because you decided so. That's never gonna get old.

Still on about the avatar? You're right, I'm a bot that has made over 4,000 posts and only you have noticed my bot-ways! JPP is the hero Dallas needs? Now you're just bringing up an argument that was never made. This is too much! :lmao2:
 

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Still on about the avatar? You're right, I'm a bot that has made over 4,000 posts and only you have noticed my bot-ways! JPP is the hero Dallas needs? Now you're just bringing up an argument that was never made. This is too much! :lmao2:

It's hard to understand you with his testicles in your mouth. His agent cutting you in on the action?

So what's up with the avatar too old or too young to understand how to change it? I find your ignorance timeless.
 

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It's hard to understand you with his testicles in your mouth. His agent cutting you in on the action?

So what's up with the avatar too old or too young to understand how to change it? I find your ignorance timeless.

Lighten up, Francis.
 

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It's hard to understand you with his testicles in your mouth. His agent cutting you in on the action?

So what's up with the avatar too old or too young to understand how to change it? I find your ignorance timeless.

Ah more gay jokes, the avatar is still the focus of your discussion. At this point I'm just interested in what else you'll come up with to attack a poster, no "Drink bleach!" comments? :laugh:
 

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Ah more gay jokes, the avatar is still the focus of your discussion. At this point I'm just interested in what else you'll come up with to attack a poster, no "Drink bleach!" comments? :laugh:

Zero confidence in you successfully removing a child proof cap.
 
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