The "True" Dallas Pre Season

[Quarterback Coach]

I don't know... that skid mark looks awfully painful...

Not getting the joke...guess I'm just not as smart as you...damn my life.

 

[DallasEast]

Poor guy. The shills loved you when you were beating up on the "mediots." See how quickly they turned on you? Free advice: if you want to be loved around here, lie through your teeth.

Where has he spoken the truth

 

[DallasEast]

Not getting the joke...guess I'm just not as smart as you...damn my life.

Sounds depressing. Maybe Ed Werder could cheer you up?

 

[Quarterback Coach]

Sounds depressing. Maybe Ed Werder could cheer you up?

Maybe..do you have his number?

 

[DallasEast]

Maybe..do you have his number?

Nah. I thought you had it. You mean to tell me he didn't give it to you as a peace offering after you made him cry like a baby on camera? Darn. Missed your chance.

 

[bbgun]

Where has he spoken the truth

He's on solid ground when he opines that Wade is an uninspiring oaf and that Jerry's "stadium" maneuver was beyond embarrassing. Too many folks around here are a little too eager to forget 44-6. Hell, they did so within 24 hours. There's an old expression which begins, "Don't piss on my leg ..."

 

[Quarterback Coach]

Nah. I thought you had it. You mean to tell me he didn't give it to you as a peace offering after you made him cry like a baby on camera? Darn. Missed your chance.

Well that's where you have to pick me up...don't they teach you guys anything in Lousiana? Your killing me here smalls...

 

[Hostile]

Maybe..do you have his number?

No, but I have his home address.

:wink2:

 

[DallasEast]

He's on solid ground when he opines that Wade is an uninspiring oaf and that Jerry's "stadium" maneuver was beyond embarrassing. Too many folks around here are a little too eager to forget 44-6. Hell, they did so within 24 hours. There's an old expression which begins, "Don't piss on my leg ..."

"Wade Phillips?" Nothing new there.

"Jerry Jones?" He's orgasming over his new stadium. Fancy that.

"44-6?" So last season.

When he stops initiating discussion which lowers himself to the same standards which he dislikes ESPN so much for, he'll find himself as being less of a shrill.

 

[DallasEast]

Well that's where you have to pick me up...don't they teach you guys anything in Lousiana? Your killing me here smalls...

Picked you up? Not me man! You're not gonna pin that hit-and-run on me! No sir! CSI's not going to link that tire track on me! No way!

 

[Quarterback Coach]

No, but I have his home address.

:wink2:

Hos I know you are joking, but some idiot on this board actaully e-mailed me his address last year.

That's a little over the line and something that not even I joke about.

I know you don't mean anything, but sadly there are those who cannot get the concept of "ribbing" or "giving someone a hard time" and take it to psycho levels.

Like I said, I know you are joking but after that message last year I don't like to mess with that subject. Sorry. Buzz Kill.

 

[Quarterback Coach]

Picked you up? Not me man! You're not gonna pin that hit-and-run on me! No sir! CSI's not going to link that tire track on me! No way!

I'm trying to run with this as long as I can, but I have no idea what your are talking about here.

Is a tire track some kind of bayou backwoods LA joke that I just am not getting? It might make the CSI crack a little more understandable to those (like me) who obviously are not as quick on the upside as a scholar such as you obviously are.

Gonna need an explanation here...

 

[Quarterback Coach]

"Wade Phillips?" Nothing new there.

"Jerry Jones?" He's orgasming over his new stadium. Fancy that.

"44-6?" So last season.

When he stops initiating discussion which lowers himself to the same standards which he dislikes ESPN so much for, he'll find himself as being less of a shrill.

This is my point. Why accept that stuff YOU just wrote?

 

[Hostile]

Hos I know you are joking, but some idiot on this board actaully e-mailed me his address last year.

That's a little over the line and something that not even I joke about.

I know you don't mean anything, but sadly there are those who cannot get the concept of "ribbing" or "giving someone a hard time" and take it to psycho levels.

Like I said, I know you are joking but after that message last year I don't like to mess with that subject. Sorry. Buzz Kill.

Actually, I wasn't joking about having his address. I was joking that if I gave it to you you'd go cause him issues.

 

[DallasEast]

I'm trying to run with this as long as I can, but I have no idea what your are talking about here.

Is a tire track some kind of bayou backwoods LA joke that I just am not getting? It might make the CSI crack a little more understandable to those (like me) who obviously are not as quick on the upside as a scholar such as you obviously are.

Gonna need an explanation here...

You'll eventually figure it out on your own. Ed Werder believes in you.

 

[DallasEast]

This is my point. Why accept that stuff YOU just wrote?

You--> <--Life

It's a common sense thang.

 

[Quarterback Coach]

Actually, I wasn't joking about having his address. I was joking that if I gave it to you you'd go cause him issues.

Okay. No problem. Those messages last year were just crazy. A man's home is way, way different than a public place (i.e. Valley Ranch's hill, or Texas Stadium). Sadly I think people watch a video and have no idea that there are still lines that cannot be crossed. Trying to mess with Werder is way different than invading his privacy, upsetting his family, etc.

At a game...fair game, on a hill...yup...anywhere else...probably not. Like I said, sadly the guys is probably pretty decent. His bosses that demand this crap from him are truly to blame.

 

[bbgun]

"Wade Phillips?" Nothing new there.

ok

"Jerry Jones?" He's orgasming over his new stadium. Fancy that.

Close but no cigar. He's entitled to be proud of his creation, but he crossed the line when he repeatedly cited it as a competitive advantage. Most reasonable-minded people find this fatuous.

"44-6?" So last season.

Thanks for proving my point. Forgive and forget (but mostly forget). A lot more people contributed to that catastrophe than TO, Pac and Tank--and they're still on the roster or wearing a headset.

When he stops initiating discussion which lowers himself to the same standards which he dislikes ESPN so much for, he'll find himself as being less of a shrill.

You're excited about the season; he's not. The difference is that you don't get jumped on by a thousand rabid dogs.

 

[Quarterback Coach]

You'll eventually figure it out on your own. Ed Werder believes in you.

Based on this statement so do you...I knew you would come over to my side. Just took a little push. Enjoy your gumbo tonight.

 

[Quarterback Coach]

You--> <--Life

It's a common sense thang.

Only during the 3 hours I sit in the stands each of the last 12 seasons and say to myself it'll be okay...there's always next year.