Cowboys 10-7
Tampa Bay L (I feel another controversial ending happening..)
Bengals W
@ giants W
washington W
@ Rams L
@ philly W
Detroit W
Bears W
@ Packers L
@ Vikings L
giants W
Colts L
Texans W
@ Jaguars W
philly L
@ Titans L
@ washington W
As usual, we'll get screwed by the refs in the opener, then overachieve in the first half of the season only to start coming unglued in the back stretch. Then we back into the playoffs via 7th seed only to get promptly backed-out in the wildcard round. The day after, Fat Mike is summoned to the 50 yd line at the Star where he is to perform seppuku in front of the entire Jones' family. As the ceremony comes to a close, and Spaulding stops picking his nose, the Dallas Chopper comes thundering in and touches down on the turf mere feet from the body. The door slides open and out leaps a reinvigorated Sean Payton in a very sleek Cowboys track suit and half-hat.