CFZ The worst smell coming out of AT&T

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Here's another Chef's Kiss from our GM.

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Jerry is bragging about attendance while blurring out the score.

Peak Clownery.
 

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That was the definition of an embarrassing loss. Fourth straight loss at home, where the Cowboys average giving up 42 points per game in 2024. A really bad smell is coming out of AT&T and the list of what stinks the worst when a football team loses this badly usually starts with the head coach, the QB, the coordinators, the players getting paid the most. And those people all stunk it up Sunday vs the lions.

But my fellow Cowboys fans, as frustrating as it was watching the lions absolutely embarrass us in our home palace, the worst smell coming out of the “stayjum” is not the players and coaches. The stink worse than a trash bag of rotten food sitting in the Texas heat for a week is coming from the owner’s box, where the oldest General Manager in NFL history sits surrounded by his entitled children. All with their lifetime contracts and a talent for refusing to hold themselves accountable.

So when you feel the frustration of another embarrassing loss, and a dim future for this team, try to remember that the guy who owns and runs this once proud franchise like his personal fantasy football gig has done all these things:
  • Hired all six head coaches we’ve had in the last 29 years since our last SB appearance and last divisional playoff win.
  • Hired eight different offensive coordinators and eight different defensive coordinators in that time.
  • Seen 9 different starting QBs in that 29 year period, two of which have earned top dollar at the time in Romo and Prescott.
  • Had multiple current and future Hall of Fame players on the team with none of them ever experiencing even one divisional playoff win.
The winning owners of the last 28 SBs all had this in common: They hired someone else to be their GM.

So the next time Dak throws a bad pick, the running game averages 2.6 yards in a game, Lamb quits on a route, the defense gives up over 40 points at home and over 500 yards, and the HC looks lost, just remember who hired ALL those guys. And remember he’s been in charge of everything from “jocks to socks” all these years.

The worst smell coming out of AT&T is in the owner’s box. That is the where all this started.

Correct. That's all I can say in response with how I'm feeling that won't get me benched or that I haven't already said in my threads today.
 

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That was the definition of an embarrassing loss. Fourth straight loss at home, where the Cowboys average giving up 42 points per game in 2024. A really bad smell is coming out of AT&T and the list of what stinks the worst when a football team loses this badly usually starts with the head coach, the QB, the coordinators, the players getting paid the most. And those people all stunk it up Sunday vs the lions.

But my fellow Cowboys fans, as frustrating as it was watching the lions absolutely embarrass us in our home palace, the worst smell coming out of the “stayjum” is not the players and coaches. The stink worse than a trash bag of rotten food sitting in the Texas heat for a week is coming from the owner’s box, where the oldest General Manager in NFL history sits surrounded by his entitled children. All with their lifetime contracts and a talent for refusing to hold themselves accountable.

So when you feel the frustration of another embarrassing loss, and a dim future for this team, try to remember that the guy who owns and runs this once proud franchise like his personal fantasy football gig has done all these things:
  • Hired all six head coaches we’ve had in the last 29 years since our last SB appearance and last divisional playoff win.
  • Hired eight different offensive coordinators and eight different defensive coordinators in that time.
  • Seen 9 different starting QBs in that 29 year period, two of which have earned top dollar at the time in Romo and Prescott.
  • Had multiple current and future Hall of Fame players on the team with none of them ever experiencing even one divisional playoff win.
The winning owners of the last 28 SBs all had this in common: They hired someone else to be their GM.

So the next time Dak throws a bad pick, the running game averages 2.6 yards in a game, Lamb quits on a route, the defense gives up over 40 points at home and over 500 yards, and the HC looks lost, just remember who hired ALL those guys. And remember he’s been in charge of everything from “jocks to socks” all these years.

The worst smell coming out of AT&T is in the owner’s box. That is the where all this started.
We've heard it 2,000 times....can't wait for your next hate Jerry dissertation to come out.
 

RustyBourneHorse

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We've heard it 2,000 times....can't wait for your next hate Jerry dissertation to come out.

I mean, tbf, I'm not really sure how else we are supposed to feel. Speaking for myself, I love the Cowboys. I've never seen success, but this will always be my team. That said, I think we have a legitimate reason to be upset about the direction of this team. I want to see this team win. I want to believe that there's a bright future for this team. I am eager to see us finally get what I've waited so long to see.
 

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I mean, tbf, I'm not really sure how else we are supposed to feel. Speaking for myself, I love the Cowboys. I've never seen success, but this will always be my team. That said, I think we have a legitimate reason to be upset about the direction of this team. I want to see this team win. I want to believe that there's a bright future for this team. I am eager to see us finally get what I've waited so long to see.
I feel it, but I don't let it consume ne
 

RustyBourneHorse

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I feel it, but I don't let it consume ne

I mean, I'm trying not to. But I'm a passionate horse. I'm passionate about this team to the point where my suit has the team's logo on it. I enjoy this team, and it sickens me to see this team being run the way I see it. I bring a lot of passion and energy to what I do, whether it be cheering on the Cowboys or showing up at conventions. I've said this before, but I've frequently been complimented at conventions for being as passionate as I am and bringing the energy I bring to conventions. It's because I want to always bring and give my all. I want to believe they are too, if that makes sense. And I want to know the Joneses are giving their all. I can accept losing if the team and FO are giving their all. I despise it when I have to question the effort.
 

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Truth,
That's why I have no hope.
The problem can't be fixed when the owner/gm won't remove himself.

The only hope I see is if we continue to lose so badly, Jerry gets embarrassed and steps down.
Not holding my breath.
thats kind of my hope too but I already know that jerry stepping down is never, ever, ever, never, ever going to happen. All blame will get passed down, He owns the most valuable franchise in the world, in his eyes, he's doing pretty darn good.
 

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That was the definition of an embarrassing loss. Fourth straight loss at home, where the Cowboys average giving up 42 points per game in 2024. A really bad smell is coming out of AT&T and the list of what stinks the worst when a football team loses this badly usually starts with the head coach, the QB, the coordinators, the players getting paid the most. And those people all stunk it up Sunday vs the lions.

But my fellow Cowboys fans, as frustrating as it was watching the lions absolutely embarrass us in our home palace, the worst smell coming out of the “stayjum” is not the players and coaches. The stink worse than a trash bag of rotten food sitting in the Texas heat for a week is coming from the owner’s box, where the oldest General Manager in NFL history sits surrounded by his entitled children. All with their lifetime contracts and a talent for refusing to hold themselves accountable.

So when you feel the frustration of another embarrassing loss, and a dim future for this team, try to remember that the guy who owns and runs this once proud franchise like his personal fantasy football gig has done all these things:
  • Hired all six head coaches we’ve had in the last 29 years since our last SB appearance and last divisional playoff win.
  • Hired eight different offensive coordinators and eight different defensive coordinators in that time.
  • Seen 9 different starting QBs in that 29 year period, two of which have earned top dollar at the time in Romo and Prescott.
  • Had multiple current and future Hall of Fame players on the team with none of them ever experiencing even one divisional playoff win.
The winning owners of the last 28 SBs all had this in common: They hired someone else to be their GM.

So the next time Dak throws a bad pick, the running game averages 2.6 yards in a game, Lamb quits on a route, the defense gives up over 40 points at home and over 500 yards, and the HC looks lost, just remember who hired ALL those guys. And remember he’s been in charge of everything from “jocks to socks” all these years.

The worst smell coming out of AT&T is in the owner’s box. That is the where all this started.
that Jerrah stink is most foul odor known to man
 

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Zeke was horrid man.

I didn’t say it’s all his fault. But he is done. He doesn’t deserve carries because even though they aren’t very good, Rico and Leupke are better.
How much better? Winning games better?

I know dang well you fully hate zeke. You bring him up in other non zeke threads all the time. It's weird man.
 
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