The Zeke Hysteria

[Ranching]

I, too, love and respect women. I wish they would reciprocate.
Do you think I should start lifting weights, ruffian?

Take some testosterone.

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

You mentioned Le’Veon Bell. He just signed a 4 year, $52.5 million contract. No way is Zeke getting almost double that, especially with his off-the-field issues and the continuing devaluation of the position.

2 years younger, 2 years later without taking a year off? Plausible. And it’s not ‘almost double’, it’s 13.5 vs 16.5

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Take some testosterone.

a bucket .

 

[windward]

The consternation, hang wringing, overreaction, the sky is falling, panties getting tied up in a wad or whatever you want to call it is quite an endorsement in today’s society. “I want it now”, “Give me it now”. I’m not a psychologist so have no idea what’s going on, but it’s frightening for an ole fart like me. Just relax, pull the panties out and have a little patience. Zeke is going to be on the opening day roster. Bank on it. Let’s talk football. Training camp is in full swing and practices are in pads. You know, FOOTBALL. Sunday is the Blue/White scrimmage and a week from Saturday is the first preseason game. Come on man.......

I wonder how this forum would have reacted to Irvin, Novacek And Stepnoski’s holdouts in 1992...

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

I wonder how this forum would have reacted to Irvin, Novacek And Stepnoski’s holdouts in 1992...

With no cap ? ... I had no issue .

 

[kskboys]

Last time I got hysterical over anything was when I cut into a yellow jackets nest w/ my hedge trimmers. They weren't exactly calm either!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

I wonder how this forum would have reacted to Irvin, Novacek And Stepnoski’s holdouts in 1992...

Never happened. Did you forget that our heroes are perfect!!!!!!!!!

 

[CWR]

No, Zeke isn’t the most interesting thing going on if you’re a football fan. Training camp is in full swing with, oh **** I give up.

Cmon bro they just put the damn pads on. No one was interested in what they did in shorts and a t shirt.

 

[cern]

No, I haven’t changed it one iota. That’s just your attempt to discredit me.

You did that to yourself a long time ago. One boy shouted wolf too many times. Another shouted whiner too often. Now you have to live with it.

 

[Melonfeud]

I imagine so, SHEESE !
That's the invigorating hairy chested & underware changing kinda' occurrence that's apparently been sadly lacking in @waldoputty 's drab existence

 

[Melonfeud]

Last time I got hysterical over anything was when I cut into a yellow jackets nest w/ my hedge trimmers. They weren't exactly calm either!!!!!

* my previous post was intended in the direction of yer' horridly hilarious experience

 

[Idgit]

I wonder how this forum would have reacted to Irvin, Novacek And Stepnoski’s holdouts in 1992...

Like a room full of entitled babies.

 

[Rockport]

I, too, love and respect women. I wish they would reciprocate.
Do you think I should start lifting weights, ruffian?

If you ignore them, they will come.

 

[RodeoJake]

As soon as I get my Orphan Annie secret decoder ring in the mail, I’ll have a response

Orphan Annie? Tsk, tsk, tsk. All the cool kids have Commando Cody decoder rings.

 

[Rockport]

Orphan Annie? Tsk, tsk, tsk. All the cool kids have Commando Cody decoder rings.

I’m in the Christmas spirit already.

 

[RodeoJake]

I’m in the Christmas spirit already.

Alright then. Keep giving til you puke.

 

[glimmerman]

The consternation, hang wringing, overreaction, the sky is falling, panties getting tied up in a wad or whatever you want to call it is quite an endorsement in today’s society. “I want it now”, “Give me it now”. I’m not a psychologist so have no idea what’s going on, but it’s frightening for an ole fart like me. Just relax, pull the panties out and have a little patience. Zeke is going to be on the opening day roster. Bank on it. Let’s talk football. Training camp is in full swing and practices are in pads. You know, FOOTBALL. Sunday is the Blue/White scrimmage and a week from Saturday is the first preseason game. Come on man.......

I hope your right and my mind makes me think your right. I hate him missing TC with the team. Especially when we are implementing some new wrinkles this year in the Offense with Moore being new OC. Don’t like him thumbing his nose at the FO over the 4th year of his contract. I guess that’s the way it is now.

 

[noshame]

It's the whole 2 years left on a rookie contract that bugs me. I feel this will backfire if he holds out too long. This OL can and will make a rookie look like a pro bowler. Not showing up and working out with your mates is CRAP.

 

[Rockport]

I hope your right and my mind makes me think your right. I hate him missing TC with the team. Especially when we are implementing some new wrinkles this year in the Offense with Moore being new OC. Don’t like him thumbing his nose at the FO over the 4th year of his contract. I guess that’s the way it is now.

Yeah holdouts are never good for either side so I hope I’m right as well.

 

[camelboy]

Trade him. Get the draft picks. End the Drama

Seen it before and know the finale .. i.e. Romo, Dez, Gurely etc etc etc