Tiger woods in car accident due to argument with wife? *Update Post #52*

[Rogah]

Only "open adultery." If you keep it a secret, it's not.

Well when you have to parse it that painfully, I can't say I am losing any sleep over Tiger's (do called) right to privacy. And since it ain't really that much of a secret anymore, I guess it's now "open".

 

[Hostile]

Regarding the discussion of offensive language.

Unfortunately the word objected to cannot be filtered here because it is a compound word. Like many here I find it very offensive to take the Lord's name in vain. I would rather see a dozen f-bombs over that.

I appreciate it when anyone points out posts to me with that language and I will always remove it if you let me know.

We cannot see every post. It cannot be done. Please use the report function which is this icon.

I promise you we will address it. Any post can be reported. Sometimes we won't agree with changes being needed, but we always appreciate when the assists come.

 

[Hoofbite]

Remember this when the impulse to complain about 'PC' comments comes up.

Unlikely to happen with the PZ gone.

As for Tiger, this role model thing gets carried way too far. People really don't have a stake in his behavior. This should really be a thing best kept between him and his family. But that's not the case, so some things get carried to convuluted lengths.

Should it be kept between he and his family? Debatable.

ESPN provided a little video from a couple years back where Woods was saying that Vick shouldn't have let his issues fester by denying it the whole time. Woods said that he thinks that polarized people and hurt Vick in the end.

Kind of ironic to see Tiger let things fester.

Everyone knows what happened. Tiger should be a man and take his own advice at this point.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Big Dakota]

More Women in the Tiger Woods Scandal -- Seven and Counting

As the Tiger Woods story continues to evolve and escalate, more and more and more (and more) women who aren't named Mrs. Woods have come into the fray claiming they've had affairs with the golf great. Last week there were three. But now, at least four (and maybe more) women have been thrown into the mix, some by their own admission and others by tabloid sources. It can be quite confusing -- so many mistresses, so little time -- so PopEater took the time to break down each alleged Tiger poacher and the stories swirling around them. Let's start with the newest name after the jump.​

Who: Jamie Jungers
Occupation: Waitress and Aspiring Model
Age: 26
Alleged Length of Affair: 18 Months
How She 'Knew' Tiger:According to the Daily Mirror, Jungers allegedly met Woods at a party in Las Vegas, where he apparently sent a message to her that he wanted to meet. Naturally, romping ensued. The report states that the golfer and Jungers would meet up at his California home for trysts over the next year and a half.

Credible? Going on her looks and occupation (waitress), it seems to add up.

Who: Mindy Lawton
Occupation: Waitress or Manager at Perkins Restaurant
Age: 36
Alleged Length of Affair: 1 Year
How She 'Knew' Tiger: The cougar of the Tiger family, Lawton is also the most descriptive. The chain restaurant employee told the News of the World that she "sometimes looked like a rag doll after we'd made love." She also uses the term "well-endowed" to describe the golf icon, whom she claims would frequent her eatery near his Orlando estate. Shockingly, she says the Tiger affair occurred during his wife Elin's first pregnancy and that they would have wild sex at his mansion.

Credible? We're gonna go out on a limb here and say not so much. For starters, would gazillionaire Tiger really frequent a Perkins (no offense)?


Who: Cori Rist
Occupation: Unknown, Mom
Age: 31
Alleged Length of Affair: 6 Months
How She 'Knew' Tiger: The NY Daily News reports that Rist met Woods at the NYC club Butter last year and before long he began flying her to various destination on the PGA tour. A source tells the News, "Tiger would typically get a large suite at a hotel. Someone would book Cori an adjacent room, so she wouldn't be seen coming into his room." Rist, who has a 7-year-old son, has declined to comment.

Credible? Her silence and non-denial shed doubt that this is bogus. However, unnamed sources spilling beans on an affair is no doubt sketchy.

Who: Holly Sampson
Occupation: Soft Porn Actress
Age: 36
How She 'Knew' Tiger: The details are hazy (ie, non-existent), but the Daily Mail referenced the star of 'OMG, Stop Tickling Me' as yet another Tiger mistress. Her lawyer exclaimed, "She has no comment on the matter," which is not a denial. Due to a lack of other info on this one, we'll just rattle off some more of her film credits: 'Flying Solo 2,' 'Diary of a Horny Housewife,' 'Descent Into Bondage' ...

Credible? No naughty tales from unnamed sources? No details on when they met or how long they may have flung? We'll wait on this one.


Last Week's Crop of Tiger Honies:

Who: Kalika Moquin
Occupation: Vegas Nightclub Marketing Manager
Age: Unknown
Alleged Length of Affair: 'Months'
How She 'Knew' Tiger: According to Life & Style, Moquin has "quietly been seeing Tiger for months." While Moquin refrained from commenting on the story, saying "it's not appropriate," an insider told Life & Style that she and Woods "hooked up a bunch of times," and that Tiger told her "he wasn't happy in his marriage or his home life." The magazine reports the two hooked up as recently as Oct. 23, when Woods was in Las Vegas.

Credible? Perhaps. The two have reportedly been friends for years, but conflicting sources say they only "hooked up a handful of times." So, which is it: a "bunch" or a "handful"?

Who: Jaimee Grubbs
Occupation: Cocktail Waitress / Reality Star
Age: 24
Alleged Length of Affair: 31 months
How She 'Knew' Tiger: In a massive Us Weekly exclusive, Grubbs -- who was recently on VH1's 'Tool Academy' -- claims that she and Tiger had at least 20 sexual encounters, though she didn't divulge exactly what that means. Even worse for the golf great, she claims to have voicemails and text messages that will only bolster her claims of an affair. Us even has one of the voicemails, in which Tiger tells Grubbs: ""I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you."

Credible? Oh, the voicemails. Yes, her claims are believable.

Who: Rachel Uchitel
Occupation: Club promoter
Age: 34
Alleged Length of Affair: No timetable
How She 'Knew' Tiger: Though she's denied all reports of a fling with Tiger, Rachel Uchitel was the first and most prominent woman in the mix (aside from Tiger's wife Elin). Days before the car crash, the National Enquirer linked Uchitel to Tiger, with a source saying that Uchitel bragged about their trysts. Also, according to RadarOnline, Woods paid for Uchitel to meet him in Australia this month -- a trip she recently claimed was mere coincidence.

Credible? It certainly looks that way. According to TMZ, Tiger's wife called Rachel to confront her on the night of his crash.

Who: Elin Nordegren
Occupation: Model, Tiger Woods' Wife
Age: 29
How She 'Knew' Tiger: Elin and Tiger have been married since 2004, and up until last week, led a relatively quiet life despite Tiger's massive fame. Since the Enquirer reports and subsequent car crash drama, Elin has yet to speak out publicly about the Tiger situation or the status of their marriage. We're guessing she's sitting back and waiting for the storm to die down, and then she will assess the situation along with Tiger. We just hope it winds up happier and nicer than the last few days have played out.

 

[bbgun]

It was only a matter of time before a real live porn star entered the fray.

 

[illhurtya]

I have officially started calling him Tigers Wood.

 

[Avaj]

It is getting crazy, the mother-in-law taking to the hospital. Wow a lot has been going on in just weeks. I don't know what to make of all it. (shaking head)

How ironic http://www.cnbc.com/id/34330134

 

[Cochese]

What a dude, practically a billionaire, getting mad faded off of pillz, and having hoes in literally every area code.


True American Hero.

 

[Trouble]

As far as being offense, I'm not even going to argue what is or isn't offensive because something is ALWAYS offensive to somebody.

I dislike these times of political correctness as well. You can't say anything these days without someone getting their nickers in a twist.

Just last night, I was sitting at the pub minding my own business, and enjoying a quiet drink, when two young ladies at the bar discussing Tiger Woods pernicious behavior, asked for my opinion regarding all the different women Tiger is accused of shagging.

One of the girls said excuse me sir, but why is it that when a man sleeps with a different women every week he's considered a legend, and if a women sleeps with two guy's in a year she's a slut?


To say the least, I was caught a little off- guard by the question, however, I told her in response, that if a key opens many of locks, then it's a "master key." However, if a lock is opened by many keys, then it's a defective lock.

She than said, "You looked like a nice old man, but I was wrong. Your just like all other man-pigs!"

This whole Tiger Woods calamity is starting to effect my personal life in a negative way, and I don't even know the guy. I've made it a point to totally avoid the subject with the lady I'm currently seeing.

Never underestimate the Tiger effect has on women. Woods get's caught with his wanker in the cookie jar, and men all over the world have to pick-up the tab.

Thanks alot Tiger!



:starspin

 

[Trouble]

He also needs to expand his vocabulary so he won't ignorantly take the Lord's name in vain, .. as do you.

I know exactly what your saying. Tiger's a bad boy with a dirty mouth.

I belong to the "First United Church of the Cosmic Chicken" And I always become offended when people ignorantly take the Chickens name in vain.

By-the-way, we are having our annual Chicken Revival Jamboree & Peck-in next month, and your more than welcome to come as my guest. There is always plenty of good food, good whiskey, and good-looking chicks at our annual Jamboree.

May the Chicken be with you!



Praise the Chicken!





:starspin

 

[Bob Sacamano]

this thread is still going...

 

[mldardy]

this thread is still going...

Yeah I know. It will probably still be here at this time next year like on page 100 or something.

 

[silverbear]

What a dude, practically a billionaire, getting mad faded off of pillz, and having hoes in literally every area code.


True American Hero.

He's the Bill Clinton of the golf world!!!

Elin should insist that Tiger get himself tested for STDs...

 

[silverbear]

I dislike these times of political correctness as well. You can't say anything these days without someone getting their nickers in a twist.

Just last night, I was sitting at the pub minding my own business, and enjoying a quiet drink, when two young ladies at the bar discussing Tiger Woods pernicious behavior, asked for my opinion regarding all the different women Tiger is accused of shagging.

One of the girls said excuse me sir, but why is it that when a man sleeps with a different women every week he's considered a legend, and if a women sleeps with two guy's in a year she's a slut?


To say the least, I was caught a little off- guard by the question, however, I told her in response, that if a key opens many of locks, then it's a "master key." However, if a lock is opened by many keys, then it's a defective lock.

She than said, "You looked like a nice old man, but I was wrong. Your just like all other man-pigs!"

Way to blow your chance at getting laid, hoss... this situation CLEARLY called for you to play the sensitive male game... you might have even been able to bag both of 'em...

 

[KJJ]

With all the women coming forward claiming they had an affair with Tiger there is one positive to all of this at least no men have come forward claiming they had an affair with him. :

 

[silverbear]

With all the women coming forward claiming they had an affair with Tiger there is one positive to all of this at least no men have come forward claiming they had an affair with him. :

I've heard the National Enquirer has pictures of him in a compromising position with a sheep...

 

[kristie]

I have officially started calling him Tigers Wood.

:laugh2:

 

[Kangaroo]

My question is if he was going to go sleeping around why the heck did he get married.

 

[KJJ]

I've heard the National Enquirer has pictures of him in a compromising position with a sheep...

I'm sure Tiger has shagged alot of golf balls in his day but hopefully he hasn't been shagging any sheep.