Tiger woods in car accident due to argument with wife? *Update Post #52*

KJJ;3133024 said:
I'm sure Tiger has shagged alot of golf balls in his day but hopefully he hasn't been shagging any sheep. :omg:
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I dunno, he doesn't seem to be too particularly discriminating... I mean, if you'll sleep with a porn star, you'll sleep with just about anything...

I wouldn't touch any of that with an industrial grade body condom...
 
silverbear;3133036 said:
I dunno, he doesn't seem to be too particularly discriminating... I mean, if you'll sleep with a porn star, you'll sleep with just about anything...

I wouldn't touch any of that with an industrial grade body condom...
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When you think about it this nightmare may never end for Tiger. You gotta figure sooner or later women are going to start coming forward claiming to have had his love....I mean lust child. There could be a few Tiger cubs running around in the not too distant future. He'll probably start receiving some advice from Magic Johnson who admitted cheating on his wife and sleeping with lots of women. Maybe that's how he got nicknamed "Magic Johnson." :p:
 
His wife moved out and is going back to Sweden. Taking their two kids with them. Tiger proves he ain't invincible!:laugh2:
 
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...But I Loved you Tiger!
 
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.
 
You know what I hope we all learn from this? That athletes on the whole are not any greater human beings than any other people, that they don't qualify as "heroes" and are not made of sterner stuff than your regular Joe who can't run as fast or be as strong.

I've always liked when people like Charles Barkley come out and say that they're not role models. Because they aren't.
 
Trouble;3132435 said:
I know exactly what your saying. Tiger's a bad boy with a dirty mouth.

I belong to the "First United Church of the Cosmic Chicken" And I always become offended when people ignorantly take the Chickens name in vain.

By-the-way, we are having our annual Chicken Revival Jamboree & Peck-in next month, and your more than welcome to come as my guest. There is always plenty of good food, good whiskey, and good-looking chicks at our annual Jamboree.

May the Chicken be with you!

Praise the Chicken!:bow:
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Do you worship a particular chicken, .. or all chickens?

Just curious, not that it really matters.

But it does explain the "good looking chicks" at your Jamboree.

:laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2:
 
WV Cowboy;3133560 said:
Do you worship a particular chicken, .. or all chickens?

Just curious, not that it really matters.

But it does explain the "good looking chicks" at your Jamboree.

:laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2:
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Kentucky Fried, of course. :D
 
silverbear;3133012 said:
I've heard the National Enquirer has pictures of him in a compromising position with a sheep...
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baaaaaa:laugh2:
 
CowboyDan;3133583 said:
Kentucky Fried, of course. :D
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How does one go about joining your church?? Me and the Colonel are long-time friends...
 
masomenos85;3134517 said:
For once, we may actually be able to say that Slate has had better....


maybe.
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This presumes that Slate has ever had any... :D
 
illhurtya;3127698 said:
I have officially started calling him Tigers Wood.
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Thats hilarious, its actually the title of the upcoming porn parody of his life.

It probably cant beat the tour de force known as Whos Nalin paylin though.
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/11/tiger-woods-statement-adm_n_389457.html

Tiger Woods has announced on his web site that he is taking an "indefinite break from professional golf." Here is the full statement:

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.
I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.
 
Interesting stuff.

I'll go ahead and mark down Tiger for 2 majors next year. He'll use this as motivation and destroy the competition next year.
 
Vintage;3136253 said:
Interesting stuff.

I'll go ahead and mark down Tiger for 2 majors next year. He'll use this as motivation and destroy the competition next year.
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Doubtful...
 
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