Tiger woods in car accident due to argument with wife? *Update Post #52*

ConcordCowboy;3110362 said:
She mentioned something about you not measuring up to Tiger.

I think it had something to do with the Driver.

I think everyone would call BS if I tried to claim I was longer than Tiger.












... off the tee, I mean. :p:
 
Infidelity could potentially invalidate any pre-nup he signed with the Norwegian chick. If you're gonna pay through the nose, I guess it helps if you can afford it.
 
Tiger Admits He Let His Family Down
Posted Dec 02, 2009 10:12 AM
By DOUG FERGUSON
(AP)




THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. (Dec. 2) - Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets "with all of my heart," and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.


His statement Wednesday follows a cover story in Us Weekly magazine that reports a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month affair with the world's No. 1 golfer.
"I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves," Woods said on his Web site . "I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."
The cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters - two months before Woods' wife, Elin, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.
About three hours before Woods' statement, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail - provided by Grubbs - that Woods left her phone on Nov. 24, three days before his middle-of-the-night car crash outside his home in Florida.
Woods did not offer details of any alleged relationship.
"I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves," Woods said. "For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."
Woods has been subjected to more media scrutiny over the last week than when he first won the Masters in 1997 and set off the first wave of Tigermania. He has spoken only three times through his Web site, although this was his longest posting.
"Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means," Woods said. "For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives.

And he continued to say accounts that physical violence played a role in his Friday morning car crash were "utterly false and malicious."
"Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect," he wrote.
His statement came one day after the Florida Highway Patrol closed its investigation into the accident - without Woods ever speaking to state troopers. He was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record.
The story soon shifted from a patrol investigation to sordid allegations into his personal life.
In the voicemail released by the magazine, a man says to Grubbs:
"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
The Associated Press could not confirm Woods was the caller.
 
burmafrd;3110683 said:
State law says Tiger has no obligation to say anything to anyone as long as he pays for damage to the hydrant and makes no insurance claim. I would laugh so hard if he gave all the media the middle finger. Stick this BS "right to know" Garbage. I listened today as the NE's garbage picker tried to defend his story (a lot tougher now that the so called woman in question has publicly denied everything). THeir so called evidence was nothing but hearsay and so called text messages. NOTHING else.

Oh, well.....except for this...the whole admitting it part.

Big Dakota;3113719 said:
Tiger Admits He Let His Family Down
Posted Dec 02, 2009 10:12 AM
By DOUG FERGUSON
(AP)

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. (Dec. 2) - Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets "with all of my heart," and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.

Bad Tiger! Bad!

:eek:
 
Faerluna;3113723 said:
Oh, well.....except for this...the whole admitting it part.



Bad Tiger! Bad!

:eek:


:laugh2: Really, how does burm come back now and save face when Tiger is admitting it?

Sorry just funny stuff.


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He sure has a thing for garden variety skanks and hos. Oh, and asking that girl to take a picture of herself defecating? Classy.
 
bbgun;3113923 said:
He sure has a thing for garden variety skanks and hos. Oh, and asking that girl to take a picture of herself defecating? Classy.

When he said "go to the bathroom and take a picture" I think it was more along the lines of go somewhere private, disrobe and take a picture.

That's how it read to me, anyway.
 
Faerluna;3113998 said:
When he said "go to the bathroom and take a picture" I think it was more along the lines of go somewhere private, disrobe and take a picture.

That's how it read to me, anyway.

You're not bbgun. :rolleyes: :laugh2:
 
Danny White;3114009 said:
You forget, bbgun's favorite movie is "2 girls, 1 cup".

:shatfan:

This is an excellent thread ...












...for me to poop on!

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It sure does sound like him.

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What a turd. I have no respect for people who crap all over their family by going out picking up some tramp.

Pretty disappointed to hear this. Guy had a lot of people looking up to him and he let them all down.
 
Tiger changed his nickname. From hence forward, he'd like to be known as "Cheetah" Woods.
 
Now that night is all making sense.

Man, all my favorite athletes are man hoes. Michael Jordan, Kobe, Tiger....

Jason Witten, dont let me down!
 

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