Top 30 Memorable Movie Lines

[Crown Royal]

Do we get to kill the English? EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Second best character in that movie....

1st is the princess....how HOT is Sophie Marceau?

 

[Yeagermeister]

Second best character in that movie....

1st is the princess....how HOT is Sophie Marceau?

VERY HOT and his wife wasn't half bad either

 

[The30YardSlant]

Funniest line ever, Animal House:

"The Germans have bombed Pearl Harbor!!!"

 

[Khartun]

And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

"She's a witch!"
"A witch? How do you know she's a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"... I got better."

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ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear
that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing
me, you saw it didn't you?

 

[Crown Royal]

"Pie esu domine. Donna eis requiem."

 

[The30YardSlant]

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!"

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!"

That part always kills me.....and the discussion about the coconuts and the birds lol.

 

[The30YardSlant]

That part always kills me.....and the discussion about the coconuts and the birds lol.

ARTHUR:
I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy.
We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

SOLDIER:
What? Ridden on a horse?

ARTHUR:
Yes!

SOLDIER:
You're using coconuts!

ARTHUR:
What?

SOLDIER:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--

SOLDIER:
Where'd you get the coconuts?

ARTHUR:
We found them.

SOLDIER:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

ARTHUR:
What do you mean?

SOLDIER:
Well, this is a temperate zone.

ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

SOLDIER:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.

SOLDIER:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!

SOLDIER:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

SOLDIER:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

ARTHUR:
Please!

SOLDIER:
Am I right?

ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!

SOLDIER:
It could be carried by an African swallow!

SOLDIER:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

SOLDIER:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

SOLDIER:
But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.

SOLDIER:
Oh, yeah.

SOLDIER:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

 

[Yeagermeister]

We are the knights who say NIT

Tis but a flesh wound

 

[lane]

happy gilmore

happy's grandma: could i trouble you for a warm glass of milk?

ben stiller: you can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!
now you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep. check the nametag, you're in my world now grandma.

the godfather:

michael: i know it was you fredo


smokey and the bandit:

buford t. justice: what we have here, is a complete lack of respect for the law.

 

[Crown Royal]

We are no longer the knights who say NI. We are now the knights who say ecky ecky pickang zoop boing visharivishm.














NI.

 

[Avery]

This is one of my favorite lines from 'Unforgiven', truly one of the best westerns ever made:

'I guess they had it comin' didn't they?'

'We all got it comin', kid.'

So many great movie lines, to condense them into thirty is a tough task.

 

[Mamba]

Farva and partner ordering food::::
Farva: Gimme a liter of Cola
Partner: Just order a Large Farva.
Farva: I don't want a large farva, i want a liter of cola
(goes something like that, i think it's hilarious)

Napoleon Dynamite: Kip: Don't be jealous Napoleon because i've been chatting with babes online all day.
I think i could go on forever on this movie with quotes but i'll leave it at that.

 

[joseephuss]

happy gilmore

happy's grandma: could i trouble you for a warm glass of milk?

ben stiller: you can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!
now you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep. check the nametag, you're in my world now grandma.

the godfather:

michael: i know it was you fredo


smokey and the bandit:

buford t. justice: what we have here, is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Buford T. Justice: There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Buford T. Justice: There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.

OOOOOOOFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As good as the first one was that's how bad the second one is. What a BAD movie.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Well hello Clarise.

I ate his liver with a nice chiante and some fava beans *slurping sounds*

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

I love this one from Ghostbusters...

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Thank you good sir. I was going to reply in this thead if only to throw in a necessary Ghostbusters quote if no one else had gotten to it.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Thank you good sir. I was going to reply in this thead if only to throw in a necessary Ghostbusters quote if no one else had gotten to it.

I've been slimed

 

[Crown Royal]

This is my boom stick.

 

[Khartun]

This is my boom stick.

LMAO, I love that show.