Twitter: Washington might bring their own benches to AT&T Stadium

[CowboysDrew]

Let him bring them. Make a gentleman's bet, the team that wins gets the other set of benches to turn into a latrine cap.

 

[ghst187]

They can bring their busted wooden benches from 1970…fine with me

 

[Doomsday]

What a bunch of cry babies

 

[CouchCoach]

Benches? We don't need no stinkin' benches.

 

[Cowpolk]

Please do. Make yourselves at home. We are still going to make your qb afraid..

He is probably already thinking about Parsons Parsons should start sending autographed posters to opposing teams QB's before the games

 

[Cowpolk]

Benches? We don't need no stinkin' benches.

Spray um down with Febreze

 

[lkelly]

I'm terrified.

 

[BourbonBalz]

Who cares? They can bring couches and recliners for all I care. They still getting their ***** kicked.

 

[BourbonBalz]

They should have those inflatable donuts that people use for hemorrhoids attached to the benches given how our defense stomped their butts yesterday.

Yeah, they were butthurt, both literally and figuratively.

 

[nightrain]

They should do something original like bring their cheerleaders.

 

[JustChip]

They should do something original like bring their cheerleaders.

I like that! They can have a dance off at half-time.

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

They'll just be sitting on that bench crying. Our bench. Their bench. Doesn't matter.

 

[Beast_from_East]

Do they realize the game is in Texas?

You need bench warmers to play a game in Texas?

 

[AsthmaField]

Yes and no. Apparently the Seahawks tipped off the Cowboys about a lack of seat warmers.

The Cowboys had benches shipped from Cleveland and branded.

Power move, but at the same time the weather conditions probably weren’t known/guaranteed when the decision was made

Yeah, I read that when the benches were ordered they had no idea what the weather and temperatures would be like. They wanted to be sure to have working heated benches for Dallas in case they needed them.

 

[CapnB]

bring the benches for that frigid cold game indoors

 

[cowboyed]

WFT players and coaches are probably coming with bidets and Cowboys stadium maintenance personnel will cheerfully connect them, so that WFT players and coaches can wash their butts and genitalia, since they will have crapped their their maroon bloomers well into the first quarter.

 

[JoeKing]

I'm hoping our Cowboys bench is on its way to New Jersey right now!

 

[Einstein]

Bring 'em, don't bring 'em... won't matter

 

[Cmac]

If Jerry says they can not bring their own benches they will not be able to do it

......and he will, or should.

 

[Reid1boys]

Our defense bought into the message from MM but did our offense? At one point, when is it motivation and when does it become a distraction?

are you kidding? So you think Our d line was outstanding because of what Big Mike had to say? Well damn, I guess the Lions coach should just get after it with some promises of wins and that should do the trick. Lions could still make the playoffs if their coach would just follow Mike's lead.