I heard from some friends that their kids are in leagues that give out ribbons all the way down to 12th place.
12th.
Wonder what color a 12th or 9th place ribbon is? Don't you run out of colors sooner or later?
Hey....he's your "off white ribbon." Hey...here's you're brown 9th place ribbon"
Lol.
Dak isn't horrible....I like him. I like him better as a QB than all 8 billion people on this planet, except for like 8 other guys.
9th out of 8,000,000,000 is pretty dang good! That's a brown ribbon to be proud of!