What exactly does Garrett do?

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  1. waldoputty

    waldoputty Well-Known Member

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    u just want him to clap ur rear
     
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  2. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    Gee, dId you expend the entire requisition of yer' weekly allotment of BUTTER on that single post to " lil' ol' me":huh:,,,:oops:,,,:eek:




    :lmao:o_O:lmao:



    * thanks, BROTHER!,,, as, I just didn't want you to suffer a panic attack while yer' venturing out into the deeper end of the pool, where yer' toe's no longer can keep yer' chin above the water line& figured you having yer' mean ol' Uncle Melon throw m-t beer cans at you ,,,would ,,,ya-know?,,, kinda prevent that 'onset' from possibly transpiring is all:thumbup:


    o_O:starspin:o_O
     
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  3. buybuydandavis

    buybuydandavis Well-Known Member

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    Game management is the worst thing Garrett does, and unfortunately the role hardest to divest a HC of.
     
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  4. waldoputty

    waldoputty Well-Known Member

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    putty just in a reflective mood for the day.
    even reminders of cancers like garrett cannot change the mood.
    here is some usda grade AA butter to go with some freshly baked bread since @LocimusPrime and @dallasdave r not here to fight over the good stuff
     
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  5. Big_D

    Big_D Well-Known Member

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    He sucks!!
     
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  6. CowboyRoy

    CowboyRoy Well-Known Member

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    He doesnt call plays anymore because Jerry wouldnt let him. That is a known fact. He also wanted them back and Jones said publicly he was not giving it to him and handing the job to Moore. And he would be monitoring that in case Garrett tried to do too much there. These are all known facts.

    Garrett is on the sidelines all game long. He never has the play sheet out. LOL You must be blind.

    He runs the practices, manages the players, manages all the coaches

    Bingo, you just said what he does. And THATS it. But rest assured that this is a generalization. Offensive position coaches and defensive position coaches handle it mostly. Overall he handles the media and oversees the coaches.

    Thats IT. Like on game day he is left to clap and cheer.

    Its not even going to be his scheme anymore. He just got shoved further away from the offense. Didnt even get reupped. He is a lame duck coach.
     
  7. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    :lmao: well, father time hammer strikes all of us,eventually
    ( some, sooner rather than later, fortunately, my perimeter razor wire repeatedly repulses his tentative probes,,,Coach GARRETT kinda' strikes me as the type who'd polish off a 5th of vodka or gin in an at home alone around his swimming pool while his wife& kids are out shopping on a Tuesday afternoon ,,,ya, as he is one of them there former frat boys ya-know)o_O
     
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  8. OmerV

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    I assume you realize Garrett is far from the only head coach that doesn’t call plays.
     
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  9. kskboys

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    That's available?
     
  10. waldoputty

    waldoputty Well-Known Member

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    it is much more than not calling plays. his offense is being supplanted by moore (or at least it is supposed to be) and he is not a defense coach. originally he was supposed to bring a 'space age' offense to dallas...
    thus he does not bring any critical element to the game other than the clapping
     
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  11. waldoputty

    waldoputty Well-Known Member

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  12. OmerV

    OmerV Well-Known Member

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    Lots of head coaches don’t design their own offense or defense. Jimmy didn’t. And as far as I know nobody has even said the entirety of the past offense will be scrapped. It could be Moore will just be enhancing and adding to the offense. As for the idea of Garret installing a “space age offense”, where in the world did you come up with that? He was said to be a smart up and coming coach when the Cowboys hired him, but I don’t recall anything like what you are saying.
     
  13. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    More likely that's an possible optional avenue to persue,if you'd really git' him all likker'd up ,while yer' on that deep south river canoe weekend adventure ,,,would be my guess:thumbup:
     
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  14. Mr_437

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    Talk to the media.
     
  15. OmerV

    OmerV Well-Known Member

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    Only in Nevada
     
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  16. kskboys

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    If?
     
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  17. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    :rolleyes: yer' uncle mean Melon is fixing to start winging m-t beer bottles at yer' bobbin' noggin' Putty!
    * As you really shouldn't be attempting to self expedite the demise of yer' own THREAD ,ya know , our good friend& footballish goodtiming buddy @GimmeTheBall! Is notoriously renowned in regards of that particularly applicable observationo_O
     
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  18. kskboys

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    Any options on the one who's clappin?
     
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  19. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    :lmao2:yer' obviously one whose in control and masterfully maintaining the full possession of yer' unbridled & inherently premium sex appeal,,,:cool:


    :lmao:o_O:lmao:
     
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  20. daboyzruleperiod

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    Nah. That's naughty Raunchy's territory. :lmao:
     
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