Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
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# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tony Romo.
# Tony Romo doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Tony Romo has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Tony Romo.
# Tony Romo does not sleep. He waits.
# Tony Romo is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Tony Romo is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Tony Romo counted to infinity - twice.
# When Tony Romo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Tony Romo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Tony Romo hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# There is no such thing as global warming. Tony Romo was cold, so he turned the sun up.
# Tony Romo can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Tony Romo doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Tony Romo gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Tony Romo can slam a revolving door.
# Tony Romo does not get frostbite. Tony Romo bites frost