I'm sure no qbs like all the coaches play choices.
Hush now, you can't say that about Red-Headed Jeebus!
I could totally see Tony having that rant though. His buddies tried calming Tony down, but he's just too worked up, so they just settle in with another beer and wait until Tony burns himself out.
"Jeebus! That playcalling though! I checked out a couple forums, that Cowboys Zone was the worst, and now they're hammering me because I'm constantly changing the plays, yelling Kill! Kill! Kill! and asking stoopid questions like "Why does Romo always do that and he always has to wait until we only have 1 second on the play clock to snap it or we end up with a delay of game penalty" That really melts my Wisconsin cheese! I'm having to look like some kind of lunatic changing plays because 'ol Ginger Snap over there sent in a play that looked like it was drawn up in crayon by some ADD kindergartner trying to draw a map to grandma's house. If he called the right plays, I wouldn't have to spend all that time changing the play. It makes it worse when I have these WRs that have no clue where to set up and I have to spend a few more precious seconds getting them set up and telling them where to line up like some camp counselor at the Summer Camp for the Learning Disabled. I would love to have the right plays called by Red Buttons over there, so I could actually spend some time on the line maybe trying to get one of those D lineman to jump. But that's kinda pointless most of the time when I have "What was the count" Flozell false starting all the time because somehow in the span of 10' he forgot what the count was and THIS guy is supposed to protect my blind side! Don't even get me started on Lard Butt Gurode, I'm constantly having to nudge him to let him know when to snap the ball. I swear, I think he falls asleep on the line. As often and as hard I got to nudge him, I wouldn't be surprised if his behind looked as purple as an overripe plum. And his shotgun snaps, I don't think Manute Bol coulda caught that one last week.......
Tony's buddies at this point "Hey Tony, we're outta beer and my wife keeps calling, think it's time to go home."