Why I think Terell Owens will be a Cowboy.

[WoodysGirl]

perfect for this thread...

 

[Hostile]

perfect for this thread...

I'm going to print that at home, laminate it, and give it to Shane the Eagles fan at work.

Beautiful.

 

[Yeagermeister]

perfect for this thread...

I got that in an email yesterday

 

[Cbz40]

That is beautiful......funnyyyyyy

 

[WV Cowboy]

I understand that and would try to feel the same. I'll be honest, if he wears the uniform it won't make me like him. I'll root for the team and be thankful for what he brings that leads to wins, but I'll be a happier man the day he leaves than the day he arrives and any day in between.

LOL, ... well put !

 

[WV Cowboy]

I'm going to print that at home, laminate it, and give it to Shane the Eagles fan at work.

Beautiful.

The microphone in TO's picture is in an odd place.

 

[WoodysGirl]

The microphone in TO's picture is in an odd place.

~snicker~

Never even noticed it til u mentioned it.. :

 

[WV Cowboy]

~snicker~

Never even noticed it til u mentioned it.. :

I'm embarassed that I noticed it ..

 

[Hostile]

The microphone in TO's picture is in an odd place.

Yeah it should be around back since that's where he talks.

 

[SkinsandTerps]

There is another one that has the # replaced with a Dollar sign that I saw recently.

 

[JonJon]

I seriously do not understand why some of you are some are so angry about this situation. If TO ever comes to Dallas, you better believe that it will only come after TO visits camp, displays that he can handle Parcells discipline, will be on the same page with the rest of the team, and be a team player. And he would be signed with major contractual stipulation clauses, in the event that he starts "acting the fool" he will be out of here. But in the event that he makes a Keyshawn-like U-turn, it would be all good.

And why all the hate because he stood on the star? Yes, he did it and we all were mad...I was as upset as anyone on this board, but that was years ago...get over it and grow up. Holding grudges for years is something women do. Besides, Roy got his revenge on TO last season for it. With that said, don't forget that Roy Williams is TO's daddy, so if he ever starts acting up in the locker room, Roy will set him straight.

So if TO can come to Dallas and contribute in a positive fashion, I would be all for it and cheer for him to do well. If he comes here an acts up, he is outta here and we move on.

 

[WV Cowboy]

Holding grudges for years is something women do.

Not all women, ... not mine.

(man I'm glad I didn't say that)

 

[Yeagermeister]

I seriously do not understand why some of you are some are so angry about this situation. If TO ever comes to Dallas, you better believe that it will only come after TO visits camp, displays that he can handle Parcells discipline, will be on the same page with the rest of the team, and be a team player. And he would be signed with major contractual stipulation clauses, in the event that he starts "acting the fool" he will be out of here. But in the event that he makes a Keyshawn-like U-turn, it would be all good.

And why all the hate because he stood on the star? Yes, he did it and we all were mad...I was as upset as anyone on this board, but that was years ago...get over it and grow up. Holding grudges for years is something women do. Besides, Roy got his revenge on TO last season for it. With that said, don't forget that Roy Williams is TO's daddy, so if he ever starts acting up in the locker room, Roy will set him straight.

So if TO can come to Dallas and contribute in a positive fashion, I would be all for it and cheer for him to do well. If he comes here an acts up, he is outta here and we move on.

The star incident isn't the only reason I don't like him. The main reason is he is a jackarse :mule:

He'll never be a team player because he only believes in I

 

[CrazyCowboy]

I heard it too.

The vote took place immediately after a victorious TO taunted "Anyone else want some? Huh! I thought not!", following his thrashing of the oaf-like Hugh Douglas.

None of the craven Eagles were willing to take the valiant warrior up on his challenge, but once the vindicated TO strode confidently from the locker room, the little people crept out and formed a hesitant circle.

"He's crazy", they whispered. "Let's vote him off the island before he comes back and pummels some more of us'. Looking for support to their winded and dry-heaving leader McChunky, who had slunk behind a locker during Braveheart's challenge, the gutless wonders one by one turned their puny thumbs down. McChunkey, soaked in the sweat of his TO fear, voted twice.

Thus was Valiant TO, hero of the 2004 season, exiled from his own tribe, less than a year after his glory. The decision was unanimous, and Momma McChunky made a hearty pot of soup for all.

Randy "The Manster" White would of had a hard time saying NO to the challenge!

 

[Yeagermeister]

Randy "The Manster" White would of had a hard time saying NO to the challenge!

Randy would have kicked his arse long before the situation came to a head.

 

[sf49rh8r]

Add in his desecration of OUR star....I'm with you...sounds like a lot of Sunday golf to me.

Kyle

 

[sf49rh8r]

No, I wouldn't. If you would, good for you. I would not root for or watch the team if they signed TO. I would simply stop watching football. You can believe me or not, it matters little to me.

Here, here...I've been a Cowboy fan for over 35 years. The signing of TO would put an immediate stop to that. More Sunday golf.


Cowboy fan in Hawaii

 

[sf49rh8r]

No, it's not remotely stupid. It's my position. If you don't agree with it that's fine, but calling it stupid just makes you seem like a *******.

YES!!!

 

[sf49rh8r]

Our image the last few years was to get away from the Drug using America's Team image of the mid-90's. Yet where has that gotten us? A few playoff appearances and exits. There are other players in the league who have had legal problems (Jamal Lewis, Sean Taylor and Ray Lewis) who havent been critcized and even though it was legal it wasnt blown out of proportion. TO is a bad teammate, plain and simple. But would you cheer for him if he was straightened out like his first few years in the league.
IMO we wont sign him, but if for some reason he is traded/signed by us it will be because BP wants to win and a 1 year deal worth plenty of money in bonuses wouldnt be out of the question. The Eagles wont trade him to us just because BP has the ability to control him. And if he couldnt we would cut him. So, we wont trade for him because we would be losing someone or a DP. We would have to sign him and I think Dallas is somewhere TO wants to go because we are improving. He would make our offseason. IMO if you stop because you hate TO, doesnt that make you a bandwagoner? Anyways, this is an idea that BP wanted us to consider and there is a small chance we will sign him, but we wont trade for him.

Criminal situations are to be handled by the courts. Yes, my hatred for TO is emotional and I'd even take juvenile but it would be the straw. And comparing him to Keyshawn. Come on...the only trait they share is that they both talk too much. Key is and has always been a team player. And who is to say that he wasn't right in NY and TB?


Cowboy fan in Hawaii

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Why I don't think Terrill Owens will be a Cowboy:

Simple really. Hell has not yet frozen over.