Worst pickup lines that YOU have ever used...

[BrAinPaiNt]

Would you like to dance under the moon and stars with me?

Ok...we were already dating at the time, but the wife really liked that one...and we did dance under the moon and stars.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

How do you think I got Mrs Yeager? :cunning:

duct tape, rope and an old van with blacked out windows?

:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Would you like to dance under the moon and stars with me?

Ok...we were already dating at the time, but the wife really liked that one...and we did dance under the moon and stars.

Would you like too dance with the devil under the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

 

[Yeagermeister]

duct tape, rope and an old van with blacked out windows?

:

shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you not to tell anyone

 

[WoodysGirl]

Would you like to dance under the moon and stars with me?

Ok...we were already dating at the time, but the wife really liked that one...and we did dance under the moon and stars.

Actually, that's pretty good Brain. I would have liked that one, too.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Would you like too dance with the devil under the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

I loved that line from that movie.

Also liked - This town needs an enema and -Where did he get all of these wonderful toys.

Paraphrasing not sure if those were the exact words.

 

[jamez25]

Damn baby!!!! You's a fine mutha@#$%^ why don't you let me pull up to that bumper and slap that monkey

[refering to Roy's hook for a hand]
Claudia: It must be hard to spank your monkey.
Ishmael: You have a monkey?

 

[Juke99]

Frank and Louie, the Budweiser lizzards...

"You crawl up real slow across the pond...and you say, "I could not help but notice how the moonlight reflects off of your sticky gelatenous tongue"

 

[Yeagermeister]

Frank and Louie, the Budweiser lizzards...

"You crawl up real slow across the pond...and you say, "I could not help but notice how the moonlight reflects off of your sticky gelatenous tongue"

They need to bring them back

 

[Juke99]

They need to bring them back

You ain't kiddin...I have every commercial, the audio, on a cd...

 

[trickblue]

I only have 3 months to live....

I'll buy you dinner if you cook me breakfast...

 

[Idgit]

I've sent tap water (with lemon) to girls a few times and had the bartender tell them it was from the gentleman at the end of the bar (me). Then I'd point and wink.

This was in college, when being broke didn't necessarily mean you were a deadbeat. It almost never worked. The few times it did, it was worth it, b/c the girls had a sense of humor and didn't take themselves too seriously.

 

[Hoov]

ok, i'll put this out there for funnies....

i have a couple friends that are gay/lesbian and a bunch of us went out last sat night, so here's 2 lines that were used on me at a gay club called Woody's...

(BTW, i already teased WG bout the name of the club)

1) Hi my name's Fernandez, i was watching you out on the dance floor all night, you've got some great moves. (actually i cant really dance- i just make my own stuff up)

2) Hey do you know where any leather clubs are in this neighborhood ?

# 2 happened outside woodys while i was waiting for my friend to grab the car.

its kind of funny when stuff like this happens, i never let on that im not gay though and some times i play along just to see how far the conversation will progress, lol.

 

[LeonDixson]

Come with me down to the cornfield and I'll kiss you behind the ears.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Come with me down to the cornfield and I'll kiss you behind the ears.

Juke actually used that corny line on you?

 

[Juke99]

Juke actually used that corny line on you?

.

Hey it worked on Reality.

Corny..very funny hahahaha...

 

[LeonDixson]

Juke actually used that corny line on you?

No, I used it on him. He said only if you're a colonel (kernel?) Groan!

 

[jamez25]

I would do the John Leguzuimo line but that would probably get me banned...

 

[jacs]

"Need some help with those?" while looking at her breastases

 

[junk]

Hi, I have a ten inch tongue and I breathe through my ears.