Zeke looks "fat" and Dak looks upset about his tag

[aria]

I wish he was fat...like C.J Anderson who schooled him in the playoffs after coming off the couch earlier that year. Maybe if he added some bulk he would actually break tackles (for those of you who don’t know, his broken tackles rating is far from the best, not even top 5). He could even be better at short yard situations with a little more weight. Unfortunately the coke diet isn’t conducive to adding bulk but it does explain why his volume is impressive.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

Not to mention the house parties. Seeing a lot of that on the news.

Yeah sorry that too. The house parties are the dumbest ones especially with 60+ people there.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

I wish he was fat...like C.J Anderson who schooled him in the playoffs after coming off the couch earlier that year. Maybe if he added some bulk he would actually break tackles (for those of you who don’t know, his broken tackles rating is far from the best, not even top 5). He could even be better at short yard situations with a little more weight. Unfortunately the coke diet isn’t conducive to adding bulk but it does explain why his volume is impressive.

Man I never noticed but is this what you do? Thread to thread knocking Zeke?

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

Not at all.....since they are bachelors they have an auto immunity that precludes them from social distancing and having to wear masks.....thus preventing the further transmission to families and anybody in general

Tomorrow, I'm going to Human resources to bring this phenomenon to their attention so all the bachelors at work don't have to wear masks or social distance themselves.

Who says one cant get meaningful and profound information from a message board. Divorces are going to skyrocket since we found out that the single life will stop the transmission to friends, co-workers and families.

You accused them of spreading it to their families. That's why I brought up the bachelor lifestyles but I guess it struck a nerve? Not sure who pissed in your cornflakes today......

 

[Whyjerry]

Well aware of both of the guys history that's why I asked what made them clowns. Zeke....I don't agree with the namecalling but if you are basing it on google then yeah I get why you are calling him that. Dak made no sense though.

I am one of Dak’s biggest supporters here. I like the guy a lot. Contract situation is a disaster but I think he has been a very good QB here. Zeke is as talented a back as there is. He will never reach his full potential though.

 

[calicowboy54]

ok my question is. do they not have ac in whoever’s house that is. why are they in their underwear. put some cloths on man

 

[BaileyRiley1]

I wish he was fat...like C.J Anderson who schooled him in the playoffs after coming off the couch earlier that year. Maybe if he added some bulk he would actually break tackles (for those of you who don’t know, his broken tackles rating is far from the best, not even top 5). He could even be better at short yard situations with a little more weight. Unfortunately the coke diet isn’t conducive to adding bulk but it does explain why his volume is impressive.

 

[CowboyRoy]

It was a different time when Irvin played though. No camera at everyone's fingertips and no social media. If someone were to act like Irvin did in today's world he would have at least as much or more problems than Zeke has had.

Of course, Zeke needs to understand this and be smart enough to protect himself from the scrutiny.

As for the tattoo thing, that really isn't an argument. I don't like them either, but tattoos are a part of today's culture, and a lot of people have them, in a lot of cases many more than Zeke, and many do not have off the field troubles the way Zeke has.

Agreed, but I believe that Irvin is smart enough that he would curb things to suit the times. He would have gotten it where Zeke clearly doesn't.

 

[Runwildboys]

I guess that "social distancing thing" only applies to the little people

Dakotas has tan lines too

Stop it, he's a great leader.

 

[glimmerman]

Stop it, he's a great leader.

You mean like really short people.. lol.

Sorry I meant to respond to what you responded to. You get my drift though.

 

[aria]

Man I never noticed but is this what you do? Thread to thread knocking Zeke?

Pretty much, how have you not noticed? About 90% of the people here are focused on Dak, I like to take the pressure off him and focus my hatred on the most deserving over rated scumbag on the team.

 

[aria]

Lol, great reaponse/GIF

 

[kumizi]

My only hope for Zeke returning to an elite back is the new coaching staff told him "you are no longer going to carry the entire workload. we're going to split carries 66/33 with pollard. you dont need all the weight to handle all the abuse. lose 15-20lbs."

 

[aria]

My only hope for Zeke returning to an elite back is the new coaching staff told him "you are no longer going to carry the entire workload. we're going to split carries 66/33 with pollard. you dont need all the weight to handle all the abuse. lose 15-20lbs."

But then he won’t win the rushing title so he won’t be the best running back!

 

[tunahelper]

I guess that "social distancing thing" only applies to the little people

Dakotas has tan lines too

Two guys hugging in their swimming gear?

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

Pretty much, how have you not noticed? About 90% of the people here are focused on Dak, I like to take the pressure off him and focus my hatred on the most deserving over rated scumbag on the team.

Yeah....I guess its no different then people with Dak I suppose.

 

[OmerV]

Agreed, but I believe that Irvin is smart enough that he would curb things to suit the times. He would have gotten it where Zeke clearly doesn't.

I don't know. Today's Michael Irvin would be smarter, but in those days he was hanging out regularly with prostitutes and doing cocaine and pot, was arrested multiple times, and at one point ended up with a conviction and served 4 years probation for possession of coke and pot, he stabbed a teammate with scissors and could have had his probation revoked if the incident hadn't been covered up by the team, and a police officer was arrested for hiring a hit man to have Irvin killed. I'm not sure how smart Irvin was to end up with all that.

 

[stilltheguru]

Man I never noticed but is this what you do? Thread to thread knocking Zeke?

That dude weird man lol. Just ignore him he wants to be to Zeke what Risen is to Dak. Dudes are internet weirdos

 

[superonyx]

Understood, but these guys are hugging so close they may as well be locking lips......

.and some players are afraid to get on the field because of the virus?.......apparently its just hyperbole for some

I love that movie....
But Zeke already had covid19 and recovered so he in not a threat to anyone and no one is a threat to him.
He is on the "tight man hug" list.

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

I wish he was fat...like C.J Anderson who schooled him in the playoffs after coming off the couch earlier that year. Maybe if he added some bulk he would actually break tackles (for those of you who don’t know, his broken tackles rating is far from the best, not even top 5). He could even be better at short yard situations with a little more weight. Unfortunately the coke diet isn’t conducive to adding bulk but it does explain why his volume is impressive.

Emmitt had way more carries in several seasons. You hate emmitt too, then...and you are a fool.

Pleny of things to hate zeke for...but "volume" makes you look so stupid. Just stick to being jealous about him partying his *** off as a rich entitled athlete. . It will give you SOME credibility.