What is something you have learned as you have matured?

[John813]

Don't sweat the little things and enjoy each day.

 

[Ranched]

Don't sweat the little things and enjoy each day.

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[Reverend Conehead]

Appreciate your animal companion. Dogs and cats make super friends.

 

[G2]

Don't trust prostitutes with 2-way radios.

 

[Ranched]

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[MWH1967]

You cant be completely honest with everyone, or your friends will be limited. This is a tough one for me but, its true. Sometimes you have to decide what is harmless enough you can live with.

 

[nobody]

Don't trust prostitutes with 2-way radios.

This one from experience?

 

[MWH1967]

I'm not as daring as i once was because I've figured out i have nerve endings in my whole body.

 

[G2]

This one from experience?

I'm very observant.

 

[Quickdraw]

Quote: Come back when you get some pubes, ok?

Uhhh...huh..huh..huh... fartknocker...buttmunch.

 

[MWH1967]

Uhhh...huh..huh..huh... fartknocker...buttmunch.

 

[MWH1967]

Buy toilet paper much earlier next time a pandemic hits.

My wife traveled 212 miles this weekend to buy 2 24 packs of toilet. Well, she went to visit an aunt but we didn't have any here to be found.

I was thankful because, the next step was the hose outside.

 

[Runwildboys]

My wife traveled 212 miles this weekend to buy 2 24 packs of toilet. Well, she went to visit an aunt but we didn't have any here to be found.

I was thankful because, the next step was the hose outside.

Luckily, I live alone since my niece moved to St. Louis a year ago. A 12 pack of TP lasts me about 4-6 months. When she was here, it lasted 4-6 weeks.... maximum.

 

[G2]

Luckily, I live alone since my niece moved to St. Louis a year ago. A 12 pack of TP lasts me about 4-6 months. When she was here, it lasted 4-6 weeks.... maximum.

Seriously, they pound through rolls like it grows on trees.......

 

[Runwildboys]

Seriously, they pound through rolls like it grows on trees.......

And that only happens the night before Halloween.

 

[MWH1967]

Luckily, I live alone since my niece moved to St. Louis a year ago. A 12 pack of TP lasts me about 4-6 months. When she was here, it lasted 4-6 weeks.... maximum.

My wife has a rule. I'm sorry if this is TMI but, even if she just pees its Swirl ,swirl, swirl, swirl,...…….pat,pat….drop.

 

[G2]

My wife has a rule. I'm sorry if this is TMI but, even if she just pees its Swirl ,swirl, swirl, swirl,...…….pat,pat….drop.

They all have that rule. Kind of like when you wind up an electrical cor around your hand and elbow, wrapping the cord....Women destroy half a rain forest with each pat.

 

[MWH1967]

They all have that rule. Kind of like when you wind up an electrical cor around your hand and elbow, wrapping the cord....Women destroy half a rain forest with each pat.

Its all good. love them.

 

[Runwildboys]

They all have that rule. Kind of like when you wind up an electrical cor around your hand and elbow, wrapping the cord....Women destroy half a rain forest with each pat.

I wouldn't have minded so much, except I have a septic tank.

 

[MWH1967]

I wouldn't have minded so much, except I have a septic tank.

I do as well and here is rule #10 in my house. "If its yellow let it mellow". No Flushie,flushie every time.