News: Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett to open Italian restaurant in Dallas

I bet he makes butter noodles with ketchup. Hard pass. He stold to many years from us. Maybe he's a good guy, but he sure came off like a weasel who never took accountability. Then there's the whole "new playbook" post Wade Phillips.
 
TOP TEN PROPOSED NAMES FOR JASON GARRETT’S NEW ITALIAN RESTAURANT

10. Clapitini’s
9. The Italian Process
8. Eight-Eight
7. Red‘s Rigatoni
6. Jerry Boy’s Pizza
5. Playoffs?
4. The Clapping Godfather
3. Princeton’s Pizza Parlor
2. Romo’s Italian Interception
1. Mediocre Garden
 
Italian restaurant? Jason Garrett? In Texas?

Wrong, just wrong.

Let’s see if he can top the Olive Garden.

They should call the place “ate and ate.”
“Ate and ate” made me genuinely LOL!
 
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I'd really would like to see him coach again in college. Perhaps a cerebral school. Rice, Cal, Holy Cross, Stanford, Iveys, and UCLA.
 
Garrett’s Italian restaurant…will take a decade to build it before deciding its time to move on.
 
Garrett’s Italian restaurant…will take a decade to build it before deciding its time to move on.
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TOP TEN PROPOSED NAMES FOR JASON GARRETT’S NEW ITALIAN RESTAURANT

10. Clapitini’s
9. The Italian Process
8. Eight-Eight
7. Red‘s Rigatoni
6. Jerry Boy’s Pizza
5. Playoffs?
4. The Clapping Godfather
3. Princeton’s Pizza Parlor
2. Romo’s Italian Interception
1. Mediocre Garden
0. How We Doing Guys
 
0. How We Doing Guys
I know it's not what old Redball is aiming for, but so many things in this thread that I would pay for if it happened that way. :laugh:

Just finished my dish, and Garrett comes up to clap or tell me "How we doing guys?"

What is the Italian cuisine equivalent of a great offensive line because that would be the dish to order!
 
TOP TEN PROPOSED NAMES FOR JASON GARRETT’S NEW ITALIAN RESTAURANT

10. Clapitini’s
9. The Italian Process
8. Eight-Eight
7. Red‘s Rigatoni
6. Jerry Boy’s Pizza
5. Playoffs?
4. The Clapping Godfather
3. Princeton’s Pizza Parlor
2. Romo’s Italian Interception
1. Mediocre Garden
All Three Cheeses (phases)
 
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