Alright. THATS IT. Thanks Cowboys…I’ve been watching this team since 1966 but this is the LAST time. I threw a huge dinner party with 9 of my co-workers, their spouses and kids. After that sorry failed onside kick (which would’ve won us the game)….i LOST it.
Tv Remote? LAUNCHED it. Straight into my brand-new 97 in OLED Gallery edition TV. I know I’m way past drunk because then I hung from it until it came unhinged from the wall, curbed stopped it, and then threw a chair that ricocheted and flew right at Tommy’s daughter. She was rushed to the hospital because there was a huge gash in her head. She’s 3. Nice Dallas. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. IM DONE