I Like Beer A Lot

[Trouty]

Lest thou leaveth before yon joust?, nay, young squire! The fun awaith thee.

Thou doesn't protest to the joust, only thine sweat running down me back. But, huzzah, let us hope for the spilt blood of the defeated

 

[Trouty]

Leave your sword in its sheath when you see that maiden.

Lmao!!! I'm single now, no guarantees

 

[haleyrules]

Leave your sword in its sheath when you see that maiden.

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[Ranching]

Lmao!!! I'm single now, no guarantees

Stab away my brother!!!

 

[Melonfeud]

Thou doesn't protest to the joust, only thine sweat running down me back. But, huzzah, let us hope for the spilt blood of the defeated

 

[Cowboys_22]

Been a good day. My dad came over for sliders and micheladas. Just got out of the sweat box and chilling with a fresh brew. Have to prepare a speech for my last athletic banquet tomorrow. Maybe I'll show up tanked and flip them the bird. I've always wanted to do that to all the critics. Lol

Give em something to talk about coach lol

 

[Cowboys_22]

Ha! How men suffer for children!!

My 5 year old granddaughter practiced her fingernail polish skills on me couple months ago, I imagine in a year or 2 she will practice her hair curlers, may need to let my hair grow out a little more lol

Oh how we suffer lol

 

[haleyrules]

My 5 year old granddaughter practiced her fingernail polish skills on me couple months ago, I imagine in a year or 2 she will practice her hair curlers, may need to let my hair grow out a little more lol

Oh how we suffer lol

lol. Yeah, but its worth it!

 

[haleyrules]

Stab away my brother!!!

lol...but not in the eye!.

 

[Ranching]

My 5 year old granddaughter practiced her fingernail polish skills on me couple months ago, I imagine in a year or 2 she will practice her hair curlers, may need to let my hair grow out a little more lol

Oh how we suffer lol

That's awesome. I'm letting my hair grow out this summer. 30 years of buzz cuts, I'm ready for a midlife crisis. Hell, I might buy another corvette, sold my last one when my daughter was born.

 

[haleyrules]

That's awesome. I'm letting my hair grow out this summer. 30 years of buzz cuts, I'm ready for a midlife crisis. Hell, I might buy another corvette, sold my last one when my daughter was born.

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[Ranching]

Drinking some Hurricane high gravity Micheladas. The mix, ice and lime really cut into that 8.1% alcohol. Getting a very efficient buzz. Salud.

 

[haleyrules]

Drinking some Hurricane high gravity Micheladas. The mix, ice and lime really cut into that 8.1% alcohol. Getting a very efficient buzz. Salud.

Getting ready for that speech!!

 

[Ranching]

Getting ready for that speech!!

Hell yeah. I once spoke at a clinic in front of 500 hungover football coaches. I decided not to sleep, since the session was at 8:30 in the morning. I was a bit buzzed to say the least. Ahh, memories.......

 

[haleyrules]

Hell yeah. I once spoke at a clinic in front of 500 hungover football coaches. I decided not to sleep, since the session was at 8:30 in the morning. I was a bit buzzed to say the least. Ahh, memories.......

At least you were in good company! If l had to give a speech...you can be sure l would be half loaded.

 

[Ranching]

At least you were in good company! If l had to give a speech...you can be sure l would be half loaded.

I started the speech by saying...People say, it's not what you know, it's who you blow. I say, I don't care how you get the job, it's what you do with it once you get it.

 

[haleyrules]

I started the speech by saying...People say, it's not what you know, it's who you blow. I say, I don't care how you get the job, it's what you do with it once you get it.

lol. Great start to a speech and real attention getter..

 

[DFWJC]

I love South America. I really really do
Awhile back I had a buddy in Venezuela that wanted me to ship used trucks and suvs to him. He was saying we could double our cash quick and that I should stay with him and party. Oh man. Wooooh.

 

[DFWJC]

Thought y'all would appreciate my amazing beer stein.
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Instant classic at the Tavern

 

[Trouty]

Hello, amigos!!

Some really funny stuff in these last two pages!!